Sugar Skull Shower Curtain Hooks

Sugar Skull Shower Curtain Hooks
Add some creepy accents to your shower curtain and no I don’t mean blood ya degenerates. Stop watching Psycho. I’m talking about Sugar Skull Shower Curtain Hooks. These will add just a bit of dark fun to any shower. The seller has all kinds of shower hooks: spiders, skeletons, pirates and more. Hey, I may not have had a shower since last week, but I still want it to look like Halloween in there. Makes sense right?

Lovecraftian Monster Mug With Fangs

Lovecraftian Monster Mug With Fangs
You gotta love a mug that bites you everytime you take a sip of your morning Joe. In fact, if your name is Joe, you are IT’S morning Joe. I’ll take sugar, cream, and about a hundred razor sharp fangs. How is that for a little cup of horror to start your day right? This Lovecraftian Monster Mug With Fangs is the best part of waking up.

Pastel Goth Coffin Hoodie

Pastel Goth Coffin Hoodie
I like my hoodies with coffins and Ouija board planchettes flying all over the place like there was an explosion at a funeral home during a seance. This Pastel Goth Coffin Hoodie recreates that experience and we love it. Pastel. Check. Goth. Check. Coffins. Check. It’s all here and looking good! The pockets should be coffin shaped as well.

Ouija Board Skirt With Pockets For Your Planchette

Ouija Board Skirt With Pockets For Your Planchette
Spin and twirl in this cool Ouija Board Skirt. It has pockets for your planchette or to trap spirits in. Personally, I don’t know what the big deal is. I summon spirits all the time. It’s called the liquor store. I wonder if she always does this little dance in her backyard. That’s gonna attract ghosts for sure. And also me peeping from next door.

Mutant Martini Glass

Mutant Martini Glass
This Mutant Martini Glass will leave you shaken AND stirred. Would you like a drink? Uhhhhh. Well, I- I just remembered I don’t drink alcohol. Those better be olives and not eyes in that drink. Martini or Mutant-tini? This seller has many other horrifying drinking vessels as well. They are terrifying enough to make you swear off alcohol. It’s true. I do nothing but swear at my drinks now. F**k off Martini!