This Chilled Monkey Brains Sculpture reminds me of that Scene from Indiana Jones, but I like my monkey brains like James Bond. Shaken, not stirred. Notice, I didn’t say Monkee brains, cuz that would be extra weird. Just to be clear I have never partaken from the brains of the 1960s band. Put this on the table this Thanksgiving and watch your family clear out real quick. That’s why I ordered two.
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Friday The 13th Jason Mask Necklace
Ahhhh. This Friday The 13th Jason Mask Necklace is pretty damn adorable with those heart-shaped eye holes. It just goes to show you that Jason was just misunderstood. I don’t think he even meant to kill anyone. He just wanted hugs, but the knife got in the way.
Macabre Tooth Bracelet
So…. Yeah. I’m guessing this Macabre Tooth Bracelet was created by a dentist with a busy pair of pliers. Either that or the tooth fairy is making jewelry now. Bicuspid, I’m wearing this! Then I’m gonna punch a bunch of people and leave tooth prints in their faces, just because it’s fun. Is that weird? Maybe, but it’s the tooth and nothin’ but the tooth. Heh. See what I did there?
Edgar Allan Poe Soap
Hey ladies. I know you love yourself some Edgar Allan Poe. I know, I know. The man is all sexy and spooky. Irresistible. Hey ladies… And all of those who are… Eager for Edgar. Get intimate with Edgar in the bathroom. Touch his face and he suds up. Invite him into the shower. Edgar Allan Poe Soap. Once you rub him all over you, you will be alone nevermore. Oh Edgar-
Gothic Skull Coat Hooks
Where should I put my jacket? On that skull right over there. Sweet! These Gothic Skull Coat Hooks look amazing. I’m getting a pair of these for my entryway. Look at them sexy long neck bones and that sexy stitched up skull. If you rock the gothic mansion aesthetic (Yay, I used a big word.) like I do, you have to get you some skulls for coats.