Yeah. Horsey rides! This painting is of a family of mutants off to the grocery store since it’s been a long winter. Don’t believe me? Check out that rib cage. These are either mutants on the way to the store or super-models heading to their next gig. If you all puke forward, you’ll go much faster. Slip ‘n slides are fun.
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Run For The Border: Barfing Burrito
Check out this barfing burrito. This is pretty much how I feel everytime I leave Taco Bell. This little guy found himself to be so tasty that he made himself sick.
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Bowling With Jesus
Do you love Jesus? What about bowling? Well, if you love the J man enough to display some religious art in your home, and you love bowling, here is a piece that you will want to display. It’s full of cheap superhero toys and building blocks, with some bowling pins around the edge. It’s a real score at only $2,800.
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Wear This Steampunk Heart Like a Badge Of Honor
I wasn’t sure what this thing was at first. Turns out it is a “steampunk heart”. I wish I had known that before I ordered one and started wearing it.
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Crazy Powder-Inspired Sci-Fi Art
This thing is crazy as balls. I don’t even know what is going on in this piece, but I will try to decipher it for you and break it down.
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