At last! Jewelry for coroners. This autopsy necklace doesn’t yield any clues about the cause of death. It just sort of hangs on your chest and shows that you aren’t afraid to wear some internal organs around your neck.
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Get Cleaned Up, Creeped Out: Flying Spaghetti Monster Vegan Soap
This Flying Spaghetti Monster soap is an amazing rasta-pasta at a supa low costa. Only $6. It is even Vegan. It looks like two worms grabbing a wad-full of dirt. Because that’s what worms do. They eat dirt and poop it out of their butts.
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Creepy/Cool: Giant Cthulhu Plush Toy
Everything we feature is creepy. Sometimes it is creepy because it is scary. Sometimes it is creepy because the seller is sloppy(Maybe they laid it out all over their floor which is covered in dog hair or the seller showed their nasty crusty feet in the pic). Sometimes the item is creepy because the seller is running a scam. Sometimes things are creepy AND cool. And that’s what this giant Cthulhu plush toy is.
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Zit Stitches Cuff Bracelet
No amount of Clearasil is going to cure the funk you have on your wrist if you wear this zitty, stitchy, presumably puss-filled acne superpowered cuff bracelet.
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Attack Of The Misshapen Pop Tart Sheep
Pop Tarts. They are delicious and highly un-nutritious. And now they are rampaging through our fields and pastures, having mutated into Misshapen Pop tart Sheep. MPTS for short. No frosting. Does that mean they are shaved? Some have tattoos with an American history theme.
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