When you absolutely need the head of a giant fly on your wall, there is the Clay Fly Face Wall Hanger. It would be in your house so technically it’s a housefly. I guess. Put it on your horse and it’s a horsefly. Is it May? Then it’s a Mayfly. If it falls off your wall it means your fly is down. Whatevs. Time for me to fly.
Tag: clay
Horror Movie Posters Recreated With Clay
UK-based artist Lizzie Campbell recreates horror movie posters using polymer clay. Awesome job Lizzie. Some of the recreations here include Nosferatu, Hellraiser, Dawn of the Dead and more. You can check out her website for more.
I’m confused. This stuff is scary is hell. I’ve seen most of these movies from under my blanket fort where I’m safe from the supernatural. But it looks so kid friendly in clay form. I miss that blanket fort. Let this be a lesson to everyone. All it takes is a candle and a stomach full of tacos to create a fiery mushroom shaped cloud in your room. Then ya got no blanket fort and are at the mercy of monsters.
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Apple Watch For Poor People
Sweet! An Apple watch that I can actually afford! Looks close enough to fool people from like 2 miles away too. I’ll probably still have to upgrade this one every friggin’ year!
The down side is that it breaks super easy, which is okay with me because I can’t even figure how to tell the damn time on it. Maybe one of those genius dudes can explain it to me. You know it’s awesome cuz of how thin it is.
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Soylent Green Snack Pack: It Really Is Made Out Of People
How about that? It turns out that Soylent Green really is made out of people. Bulbous-nosed green people, who come four in a pack. Click through for more images and a bonus video of Charlton Heston warning us about this popular snack.
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Run For The Border: Barfing Burrito
Check out this barfing burrito. This is pretty much how I feel everytime I leave Taco Bell. This little guy found himself to be so tasty that he made himself sick.
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