Relive the classic Psycho scene and keep your books organized at the same time with these cool Psycho Shower Scene Metal Bookends. All I can say is, that dude better be feeling mega stabby stabby if he wants to get through all of those books. Don’t worry, I’ll protect you shower girl. I’ll put a ton of books in his way. I know that sounds heroic and all, but let me finish. If you displease me, I’ll just put a newspaper in there. What can I say, I’m a harsh bookmaster.
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Octopus Tentacle iPad Tablet Stand
Tablets weren’t meant to stand upright by themselves. That’s why you need an octopus to lend a hand. I mean tentacle. This Octopus Tentacle iPad Tablet Stand is just as good as having a real octopus on standby. In fact, it’s better cuz it won’t shoot ink in your face and tell you to f**k off in Octopus language. It also won’t get slime all over every surface in your house. It also won’t move the tablet around and mess with you while you’re binge watching Glee. I don’t watch that. Just an example. And if I did, I certainly wouldn’t cry. Just sayin’.
Glittery KABOOM – Skull Bath Bombs
You ever throw a skull into a bathtub just so you could watch it explode? I mean aside from when you got chemicals in the bathtub and are disposing of a body. Just assuming that’s what you do. This paragraph got really weird. I’m just gonna move on and ignore it. These Skull Bath Bombs are awesome. They have glittery eyes and teeth. Throw them in the bath and watch the fun show.
Cute and Glittery Skeleton Rabbit Enamel Pin
Leaping skeletal rabbits! What have we hare? I mean here. It’s a Cute and Glittery Skeleton Rabbit Enamel Pin. Reminds me of that time I saw an army of these things coming at me. It was the war of the Nyquil Overdose. I won, but barely and eventually woke up sweating and shaking under the couch, wearing a colander for a helmet with an ear of corn in my gun holster. I still have nightmares.
Still though, cute pin.
Creepy and Macabre iPhone Cases
I love these Creepy and Macabre iPhone Cases. They’re classy and I’m all about the class. I fact, I class up the joint just by being here. I think I can safely say that I’m all class with no sass and if you don’t like it you can kiss my- Anyway, these iPhone cases are pretty sweet. KeywayDesigns has a nice selection of fancy looking cases to choose from, but obviously the creepiest and weirdest are the best. Like their sugar skull and kraken offerings for instance. That Kraken is gonna avoid crackin’ on your screen. Give your phone a scary makeover while keeping it looking upscale.
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