Wow. This Gothic Vanity Tray With Bat and Skull is the perfect way to serve guests at your next get-together. I’m gonna make some Jello brains and serve them up on this tray. I’ll make sure I jiggle ’em first as I serve them up. It’s great for any macabre meal or creepy dessert. Plus, I can pretend I’m Batman. More like Batman’s butler, but still. It is a great piece of decor for your haunted house if you have one.
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This Creepy Wrapping Paper Is Full Of Bugs
This Christmas everyone is getting their gifts in this Creepy Wrapping Paper. It’s Full Of Bugs. Also their birthday gifts. Plus, I’m giving them dead bugs inside, so no one is ever going to want gifts from me again and that will save me a ton of money. Yay me! I won the gift giving game. You win by not having to give gifts at all.
Glow In The Dark Nightmare Before Christmas Decorative Masks
Check out these Glow In The Dark Nightmare Before Christmas Decorative Masks. They look so creepy and cool. You can display them anywhere and they will look great. You get all 3: Lock Shock and Barrel. I guess you could wear them too. They look so amazing glowing in the dark. If I had these, I would just keep my lights off every night so I could see them in all of their horrifying beauty. Also check out this Nightmare Before Christmas ornament set.
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My God It’s Full Of Skulls – Gothic Skull Men’s Hoodie
Get your skull on with this Gothic Skull Men’s Hoodie. It’s got a skull in front, skulls on the sleeves, a skull in back and a skull on the hoodie so you can wear a skull over your skull. Crazy. Also looks amazing. People are gonna know you are crazy about craniums when you rock this bad boy. It features dye-sublimation printing and an all-over print.
Striped Taxidermy Bat Christmas Ornaments
All I want for Christmas are these Striped Taxidermy Bat Christmas Ornaments. My tree needs more dead bats. They just love hanging, ya know. Bats know how to hang. They also know how to fill a cave floor with poop, but luckily you won’t have to worry about that. You won’t be singing, “Deck the halls with tons of guano…” Good thing too, cuz Santa doesn’t like stepping in bat sh*t while he’s putting gifts under the tree. Just saying.