These Gothic Candle Wall Sconces are the perfect decor for your creepy castle or haunted hovel. Other sconces don’t hold a candle to them. Get it? See what I did there? That right there was blogging comedy gold, so I hope you’re paying attention. The mirrored parts have a gold etched design and each has 4 handmade skulls. These will give your room a sweet Gothic atmosphere. The thing about candles is they lose their wax all night long. That candle there? He wax off all night? Okay,okay. No need to throw rotten fruit. I’m leaving.
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Creepy Baby Christmas Ornaments – Merry Mutants
What the shizz!? Don’t be putting any of these Creepy Baby Christmas Ornaments on my tree this year or Santa’s gonna puke all over the gifts. Like that time everyone found a bottle of Gin, an emptied ashtray and a pile of puke under the tree in 2004, with the train going round and round it all, pulling along a little elf across the filth. Of course I was Santa that year and it didn’t take much after polishing off that bottle and ingesting about the tenth taco. These ornaments raise the puke-o-meter to vomit-con 5.
Victorian Gothic Poison Black Tea Cup Candles
MeandAnnabelLeeShop sells these cool Victorian Gothic Poison Black Tea Cup Candles. They look like tea cups that are full of tea and poison, but they will light up your room instead of killing you slowly. Which is much better in my opinion. The poison tea tag is a nice touch. They come in all kinds of varieties and styles. So you can pick your poison.
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Tortured Souls Rings – Agonizing Accessories
Does wearing Tortured Souls Rings make you the devil? I have no idea. That’s one for a philosopher. What I do know is that if you wear a handful of these and start punching people, you are making tortured souls create other tortured souls and that’s pretty evil. Don’t do that. Just wear them and admire their torment if you’re into that kind of thing. That reminds me, my feet are hurting. I think it’s cuz I have some tortured soles in my shoes. Wait. I AM the tortured soul in my shoes. Man, that’s deep.
This Gothic Makeup Holder Is Full Of Skulls
So let’s say you have a lot of makeup to put on. Not me cuz I’m a dude, but let’s say you like to cake the makeup on like my ex-wife so no one can see what a harpy you are. You’re gonna need something to hold all of that makeup. In her case, a forklift. In your case, ya might want to use this cool Gothic Makeup Holder. It’s full of skulls that will organize and hold all of your stuff. Pretty sweet actually. This is a Goth girl’s best friend.