My advice to you is to know your cryptids, cuz they know you. And they’re watching. This Colorful Cryptids art print features some the most famous cryptids like the Yeti, Mothman, Loch Ness Monster, and others. I ain’t being cryptic about cryptids. I’m telling you flat out this will look great on your wall. The seller has many other cryptid prints as well. Cuz encounters with cryptids ain’t scripted son. Better pump some iron and get ripped…tid… Yeah.
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Sexy Black and Red Gothic Journal
I don’t know about you but I like to dress my journal up in red and black lace and write sweet nothings on its pages. This Sexy Black and Red Gothic Journal is what I’m talking about. It’s a little bit Gothic, a little bit vampire, but a lot sexy. The pages have been artificially aged. Is it wrong that I just want to touch it and take it home and write in it all night?
Universal Monsters Magnets Collection
This Universal Monsters Magnets Collection let’s you put monsters on your fridge. They might also scare away other monsters from raiding your fridge. AKA your roommates. I’m a little disappointed that I can see the Invisible Man, but whatevs. These magnets have some really nice detail. They will be a great addition to my house of horrors, which is what I call my fridge. Pretty sure some mold came to life and it’s living it up in there. You get Frankenstein and the Mrs, Invisible Man, Creature, Dracula, the Mummy, Wolfman, you know all the classics.
Krampus Christmas Wrapping Paper
Merry Krampus everybody! Get some of this Krampus Christmas Wrapping Paper and wrap all of your gifts in style. You get three large sheets of wrapping paper per order that measure 20″ x 28″. They have a great retro design. Everyone loves Krampus. Except for my Grampus, cuz he’s a grumpus. Man, I never get thoughtfully wrapped gifts like this. I’m gonna buy these and wrap myself some presents. My life is sad. *sigh* I made a poem:
Kris Kingle
saw Krampus’ dingle
while riding one night in his sleigh.
He veered to the stop
got out with a hop
and ran home screaming all the way.
Cryptids – Jersey Devil Pint Glass
Well what do we have here? Looks like New Jersey’s very own cryptid. Of course “Jersey Devil” could also be referring to that rash you get after frequenting a Jersey prozzie, but I think we’re talking about the mythical creature. Pretty sure. This Jersey Devil Pint Glass features a creature that looks scared of us for once. Awesome. We just turned the tables. I’m sick of being scared of you monsters. Now you can be scared of me while I drink beer from you.