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Cool Reconstructed Horror Movie Shirts

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Reconstructed Horror Movie Shirts
Looking for some cool horror movie clothing? Keep your shirt on, cuz I’m about to rock your world. These Reconstructed Horror Movie Shirts from kittyvampdesigns are awesome and stylish. They have been altered and reconstructed for maximum coolness. They have all kinds to choose from. Freddy Krueger, Friday the 13th, Frankenstein and many more. All of the cool kids are wearing these. Which is why I sit here in an old plain T-Shirt. I’ve never been cool.

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Calavera Skull Planter For Your Garden

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Calavera Skull Planter
Who says skulls can’t have hair? Just plant some succulents in this Calavera Skull Planter and give this skull a cool hairdo. I’m gonna go for a plant mohawk. Day of the Dead? More like Day of the Dead plants if you don’t water them. Hey, this planter beats digging up some poor dude and using his skull as a planter. Although that would save you money, I don’t recommend it. It’s icky and digging is hard work. This alien head planter also works.

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Spider Web Bodysuit

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Spider Web Bodysuit
Well, if it isn’t the naked chick with spiders all over her. Wait! That’s a Spider Web Bodysuit. Man I wish I was a spider, so I could cling to that body too. That must be the queen on her naughty bits. Unless I miss my guess, that is the elusive Vag Widow, guarding the gate so that none but the worthy may enter. Step aside spider, for I have come to conquer! With the lady’s permission of course. This bodysuit is perfect for Halloween, but really should be worn year round because reasons.

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Creepy As Hell – Broken Doll Halloween Mask

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Creepy Broken Doll Halloween Mask
Hey, that’s a cool mask. What is it? A Broken Doll Halloween Mask? Cool. Sure, I have change for the bus- Hang on. Whatchu mean Broken Doll? More like broke-ass doll. Get yer own damn bus change. What do I look like, a change machine? It is pretty damn creepy though. Stop looking at me with those blank eyes. Seriously, stop it. Okay, okay. Here’s some change. No, we’re all good. You get this bus. I’ll catch another one. *Watches as she boards bus. Watches as people scream and evacuate bus.* Damn, we all catch another bus!

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Engraved Spider Web Votive Candle Holders

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Engraved Spider Web Votive Candle Holders
Light a candle and set a creepy mood with these Engraved Spider Web Votive Candle Holders. Or you can use some plain glass candle holders and set a crappy mood. Your choice. These are perfect for Halloween or any old time. I like to use them, cuz it reminds me that I’m never safe from spiders and if they crawl in these webs, they are gonna burn up. So they are a trap. I’m pretty sure they are dumb enough to do it too. I mean I burnt my hands on Hot Pockets a ton of times and I still haven’t learned.

Candle light, spider web light. What’s the dif?