Sweet journal. This Vlad The Impaler Leather Journal is hand made with some amazing attention to detail. I made a poem about it:
Vlad The Impaler
Used an inhaler.
Asked a girl to date,
but he never got to nail her.
So can he really be known as Vlad the Impaler?
I think not.
You could write your own poems in this journal. Or draw pictures of vampires and stuff. It’s gonna be sweet. Or get this one, which is also awesome.
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Never lose your page in your book again thanks to this Universal Monsters Horror Movie Bookmark. It has the Wolfman, Dracula, Frankenstein and the Bride. It’s all fancy and classy since it is made of wood and bonus: If a Vampire attacks while you are reading, you can stake it in the heart with this bookmark, then go back to reading. I wouldn’t recommend reusing it after that though. Maybe just leave it there in the Vampire’s chest. It goes great with this cool journal.
You’re looking good in that Gothic Spider Web Pencil Skirt girl, but you know what it’s missing? Me. Along came a spider and sat down beside her. *Sits down next to you* What do ya say you and I roll around in that web and make a little cocoon? You’re not a Black Widow are ya? Not gonna bite my head off after? How about I bite your head off before and do the world a favor? Fair enough. I like that girl in the Spider Web Cardigan better anyway. Laterz.
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AWhimsicalHoot (I see what ya did there) sells some pretty cool Horror Movie Wine Glasses. You know, if you like getting drunk and scared at the same time. Which I do. Marriage is all about being drunk and scared. So I’m ready. Poor me some of that good stuff. *Spits* It all tastes like grapes dipped in vinegar. Whatever, I’ll power through. I wanna drink from every horror character ever and gain their powers. *Drinks all night.* Awesome. I now have the power of lame sequels that never end. You can choose from Freddy Krueger, Jaws, Scream, Saw and many more.
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Toronto-based paper artist Ali Harrison of Light & Paper makes these elegant cutouts of human organs. Human anatomy parts. Sure, why not? It probably stops her from being a serial killer. Nah. I kid. I kid. Or do I? Who knows what is truly in her cold paper heart. Pretty cool though. You can see more on her Etsy shop. Use these as coasters for this Human Anatomy Mugs Set
Sorry, not real funny today cuz my brain is on fire. No, really. My paper brain just lit up I had it too close to the stove.
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