This Kawaii Skeleton Bodysuit Onesie is the perfect gift for that female lover of anatomy on your list. It’s not meant to be scary and creepy, but it is to me because it feels like you are trippin’ looking at it. You can wear it around the house and haunt your own digs or take it outside and freak out others. The front zip is hidden and the material is made of top quality stretch fabric which means it is durable. Look at that paint job. You got some nice bones girl!
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Cool Gargoyle Bodysuits for Him and Her
These Gargoyle bodysuits from ShapeShifterZ will let you unleash your inner gargoyle. They have Gargoyle suits for both men and women, that way you and your main stone squeeze can both sit on the top of tall buildings looking menacing. These are cool costumes that you won’t take for granite. Heh. See what I did there? You are my rock darling… No, you are my gargoyle!
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Spider Web Bodysuit
Well, if it isn’t the naked chick with spiders all over her. Wait! That’s a Spider Web Bodysuit. Man I wish I was a spider, so I could cling to that body too. That must be the queen on her naughty bits. Unless I miss my guess, that is the elusive Vag Widow, guarding the gate so that none but the worthy may enter. Step aside spider, for I have come to conquer! With the lady’s permission of course. This bodysuit is perfect for Halloween, but really should be worn year round because reasons.
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Werewolf Lycan Monster Bodysuit
The Werewolf Lycan Monster Bodysuit is ripped! Do you even wolf bro? This hairy dude has been getting his gains. Which isn’t easy since he only comes out on a full moon and that’s when Planet Fitness is always the most crowded. Dude is buff and tough. What are you gonna do when Wolf-a-mania runs wild on you brotha? Oh yeah!
Mermaid Holographic Bodysuit
Do androids dream of electric sheep? Do holographic mermaids dream of electric eels? I have no idea, but I like how you’re rockin’ that $155 holographic mermaid bodysuit my fishy feminine friend. Of course, that may be due to the fact that YOU ARE HYPNOTIZING THE S**T OUT OF ME with those glasses.
Damn girlfriend, I would have come willingly and given you some sweet love. No need for mermaid trickery. I know all the right things to do and say my sweet ocean siren. Want a sample? Here goes: “Hey baby, them scales is heavy.” Which of course means something entirely different to a human woman. You can say that to a mermaid, NOT to a woman who just stepped off a scale. Lesson learned.
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