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Zombie Rabbit Fanny Pack Is A Rabid Rucksack

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Zombie Rabbit Fanny Pack
Oh damn. My fanny is in trouble now! Wear this Zombie Rabbit Fanny Pack and store your stuff inside, but don’t be surprised if it bites you in some sensitive areas. This crazed little nad and butt biter does not give one f**k. You can just tell. I think it’s the crazed eyes and the exposed teeth. Call it a hunch. This is one rabid rabbit. A horrible hare. A rascally rodent. A crazy cottontail. Thugs Bunny.

Yeah, I think I’ll just put stuff in my pockets. I don’t know who framed Roger Rabbit, but I’m pretty sure this guy killed him, then hid the body somewhere in Arizona and erased all evidence. He’s been going from hip to hip ever since, staying one step ahead of the law.
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The Man Sack: Man Junk That Stores Man Junk

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man sackLooking for a sack that captures your manliness? One which will also hold all of your man junk? Don’t keep your junk in the trunk. Keep it all up front with the Man Sack.

How’s it hangin’? Pretty good. Pretty good. Just me and my man sack. *cue Maybeline song* Maybe he’s born with it…Maybe it’s Man Sack.

Man Sack is back and he’s on the attack. Cuz holdin’ stuff in your pockets is just plain whack!

Wolf It Up: Wolf Fanny Pack

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wolf fanny packHow would you like a wolf chasing your fanny all day and going in circles? You want some of that action? Then bid on this wolf fanny backpack. With googly eyes and a rainbow strap. It will keep the other wolves at bay waist. It’s built like a wiener dog, but looks like a wolf.

Damn honey, you must have some fine fanny for that wolf to be sniffin’ around all day.