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Zombie Rabbit Fanny Pack Is A Rabid Rucksack

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Zombie Rabbit Fanny Pack
Oh damn. My fanny is in trouble now! Wear this Zombie Rabbit Fanny Pack and store your stuff inside, but don’t be surprised if it bites you in some sensitive areas. This crazed little nad and butt biter does not give one f**k. You can just tell. I think it’s the crazed eyes and the exposed teeth. Call it a hunch. This is one rabid rabbit. A horrible hare. A rascally rodent. A crazy cottontail. Thugs Bunny.

Yeah, I think I’ll just put stuff in my pockets. I don’t know who framed Roger Rabbit, but I’m pretty sure this guy killed him, then hid the body somewhere in Arizona and erased all evidence. He’s been going from hip to hip ever since, staying one step ahead of the law.
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Animated Raccoon Prop Is Crazy As Hell

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Can'd Coon
Holy coon in a can batman! If you want to scare the candy-corn riddled poop out of your trick or treaters this year, put this animated raccoon prop in your yard and just watch the local police reports pile up as your neighbors call 911. This ferocious pile of fur pounces out of the trash can, makes snarly sounds and spits some kind of green venom at it’s victims.

It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. It doesn’t want your Halloween candy. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Click through to see this crazy thing on video.
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Killer Zombie Bunny Eating Torn Underwear Sculpture

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Killer Zombie Bunny Eating Torn Underwear SculptureThey don’t call it Fruit Of The Loom for nothing! Zombie bunnies love our cotton butt-baskets and that’s why their favorite method of attack is a running jump at our crack! Which usually ends with us down on the grass with a bloody chunk torn out of our rump and our underwear in it’s rotten zombie mouth as it chews and chews.

Etsy seller amysdeliciousvintage has commemorated zombie bunny attacks with this fine sculpture. I call it “Attack of the killer butt-muncher!”
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