Bettlejuice! Bettlejuice! Bettlejuice! Whether you want to summon Beetlejuice or send a friendly (or not so friendly) note, this set is for you. This Beetlejuice: Handbook for the Recently Deceased Deluxe Note Card Set will serve for all your correspondence, with the living or the dead. It includes a 192-page journal, 20 notecards, 20 envelopes, and 20 embossed seals. The keepsake box is designed to look like The Handbook for the Recently Deceased from the movie. The notecards come in 5 different designs: Never trust the living, I’m the ghost with the most, babe, It’s SHOWTIME!, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!, and Go ahead, make my millennium.
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Gothic Raven Wreath
This Gothic Raven Wreath has me writhing all over the floor. I will proudly display this and the neighbors will feel my wrath! I mean wreath! You wreath what you sow peeps! The seasons don’t fear the Raven, nor do the wind, sun and the rain… This Black and Grey wreath is an 18” grapevine wreath painted black. With a raven. He will silently judge those who come to your home and determine whether they are worthy of entering.
Plague Doctor Print
Hold the phone! The Plague Doctor is in the house and now he can be in yours! If you really want him around, that is. This folk horror inspired illustration of a Plague Doctor is artwork based on an original pen and ink drawing. A plague doctor was a medical physician who was sent to “treat” victims of the bubonic plague. They wore a special outfit with this terrifying beak, to protect the doctor from the poisonous vapors of the disease. Plus, they just like to look like birds. The mask would be stuffed with herbs and spices. Not 11 secret herbs and spices. So it didn’t smell like KFC. The presence of the plague doctor meant that death was imminent.
Alien Chestburster Christmas Ornament
What is an alien chestburster? If it bursts out of your chest you’ll know. A Chestburster is an infant Xenomorph. Also the worst indigestion ever. This Alien Chestburster Christmas Ornament is safe since it already exited someone’s stomach. Now it can decorate your tree for the holidays. Isn’t he cute?
Wood Alien Necklace
This Wood Alien Necklace is a classy way to show that you are a true believer. Whether you’re ready to get abducted and butt-hurt or just have an open mind, this is a classy wood alien right here. Legend says that anyone wearing this necklace will be safe from intergalactic weirdos, but I have a feeling they’ll just sign it on the back, get on with the butt-work and then put you back in bed as usual.