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Mold Paintings

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Mold Paintings
These Mold Paintings from ShannonLeeArtist are paintings of mold. They go with your crown molding. The downside for me is that if I hung these on the wall, I wouldn’t even know the difference. Where does the wall end and the painting begin? No idea. The super was supposed to get some people in here to clean the place up, but as I learned on move-in day, he ain’t super. Not even cool or just okay. He just likes to count his money and laugh a lot.

Anywho this one is a painting of moldy applesauce. I own the original in my fridge.

Hey Leatherface! Freaky and Scary Leather Masks

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Freaky and Scary Leather Masks
Be the ultimate creeper with these horrifying Scary Leather Masks. You’ll be Leatherface for real. Make sure to get yourself some tattered robes and some claws to go with your mask for the full effect. Just don’t be jumping out at me in the woods or things will get messy. Not for you, for me. I swear if you make me poop myself so I have to run home with poop between my buttcheeks… Once was enough.

Skull Jewel and Crystal Encrusted Wedges

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Skull Jewel and Crystal Encrusted Wedges
These Skull Jewel and Crystal Encrusted Wedges are crazy! No really. Those skulls look like they are insane in the membrane. Fun fact: At first I accidentally made the title, “Skull Jewel and Crystal Encrusted Wedgies”. So, just to be clear, these are not wedgies. You are safe nerds. And damn, that would hurt. A regular wedgie is bad enough, but those jewel encrusted wedgies hurt like a biatch!

Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Krueger Glove Replica

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Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Krueger Glove Replica
Oh yeah. Check out these digits. The Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Freddy Krueger Glove Replica is probably meant to be admired on your shelf, but imma put this bad boy on and slice some veggies, maybe chop up a salad. I know a good kitchen accessory when I see one. This is a screen-accurate prop replica of Freddy’s glove from the original classic A Nightmare on Elm Street.

More like a nightmare in my kitchen. Anyone want to take bets on how long it takes me to lose some fingers? I’m gonna say under two minutes. I predict I’ll lose a pinky first, while I’m trying to slice up some carrots.

Copper and Wood Skull Pen with Red Eyes

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Copper and Wood Skull Pen
With this Copper and Wood Skull Pen you could write a classic piece of literature, but make it a good one. Don’t be an Edgar Allan Poser. Maybe something like the count of Monte Cristo, although I’m not sure what the count is. Does anyone have some accurate data on the population of Monte Cristo? I can’t complete the book until I know for sure. Anyway, this cool pen is just begging to be used for creepy stories.