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Living Dead Dolls Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger with Sound

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Living Dead Dolls Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger with Sound
It’s the Fredster. The Krueger-meister. The Freddy steady go man. Sorry, it’s just that I’ve been awake for like 57 hours trying to avoid Freddy Slash-fingers. This Living Dead Dolls Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger with Sound, on the other hand, is a pretty adorable version of Freddy. He says 7 film phrases. He’s got his striped sweater, a removable hat, and his razor glove. He stands 10-inches tall, with 5 points of articulation.

Phrases include:
“Come to Freddy.”
“You’re all my children now!”
You shouldn’t have buried me. I’m not dead!”
Kids. Always a disappointment.”
“You think you was going to get away from me?”
“Ha ha ha ha ha!”
“Every town has an Elm Street.”

Functional Alien Xenomorph Pez dispenser

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Functional Alien Xenomorph Pez dispenser
What’s this? Pez? Did someone say Pez? Ohhhh I love that candy. It’s a Functional Alien Xenomorph Pez dispenser? Whatevs. Like I care. I just want the sweet taste of candy on my tongue. Come here, baby. Flip that alien neck and give me the good stuff. *Tongues dispenser way too erotically.* Oh, that’s good. I can taste it- AHHHHHHHHH! why you bit mah ton off? AHHHHH! Da blood! Da blood! Now I’m gone talk dis way fur eva! Tanks a lot for da peach im-bediment!

Cool Universal Monsters Enamel Pin Pack

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Universal Monsters Enamel Pin Pack
Monsters are universal. And so are Universal Monsters. But aren’t we all just monsters of the universe? Whoa! Sometimes I get so deep that I even impress myself. This Universal Monsters Enamel Pin Pack is a great set. You get four soft enamel pins with black nickel, silver, copper and gold die-cast finishes. The set includes Wolfman, Franky and his bride, and the creature from the Black Lagoon.

Sugar Skull Bedding Comforter Set – Day of the Bed

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Sugar Skull Bedding Comforter Set
Ever wonder what it’s like to sleep on a bed of skulls? Wonder no more. This Sugar Skull Bedding Comforter Set is creepy and colorful. The designs are printed onto 100% microfiber polyester fabric. It’s available in king, queen and full sizes. Day of the dead? More like Day of the bed. Am I right? That is some awesome bedding with some awesome skulls all over.

Insane Clown Fetus In Search Of Juggalos

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Insane Clown Fetus
Look at thisclown fetus. He’s saying, “What am I some kind of joker? Do I amuse you? Do I make you laugh?” Uhhh. Not really. I kinda want to cry and hide in the corner while calling for my mom. Sucking my thumb is optional, but Imma do it anyway. Is that your umbilical cord or… I don’t want to know. Damn son! Are you with the Insane Clown Posse or did you just come outta an insane clown p*ssy? I think I know the answer.