Wow. This Gothic Vanity Tray With Bat and Skull is the perfect way to serve guests at your next get-together. I’m gonna make some Jello brains and serve them up on this tray. I’ll make sure I jiggle ’em first as I serve them up. It’s great for any macabre meal or creepy dessert. Plus, I can pretend I’m Batman. More like Batman’s butler, but still. It is a great piece of decor for your haunted house if you have one.
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This Creepy Wrapping Paper Is Full Of Bugs
This Christmas everyone is getting their gifts in this Creepy Wrapping Paper. It’s Full Of Bugs. Also their birthday gifts. Plus, I’m giving them dead bugs inside, so no one is ever going to want gifts from me again and that will save me a ton of money. Yay me! I won the gift giving game. You win by not having to give gifts at all.
Cool Brain Drain Skull Sponge Holder
The Brain Drain Skull Sponge Holder is a great way to store your sponge in the kitchen. The listing says that it will delight men, women, and young adults and they ain’t kidding. I’m super delighted. The sponge in the holder makes it look like a brain. It will also help to keep your sponge drier so it doesn’t get all nasty and moldy. It’s a great macabre kitchen accessory if I do say so myself. In fact, I did just say it.
Fun BONE DRY Skeleton Kitchen Gloves
Wash the dishes in style, like a skeleton. These BONE DRY Skeleton Kitchen Gloves make your hands look like skeleton hands while you do the chores. They are heavy duty skeleton rubber gloves that add a touch of macabre to any household chores. It will help you avoid dishpan hands, but may give you deadpan hands instead. Does that even make sense? I have no idea. What I do know is that these are fun, functional and frightening. Protect your hands and make them look scary at the same time. Wear them with this apron.
Glow In The Dark Nightmare Before Christmas Decorative Masks
Check out these Glow In The Dark Nightmare Before Christmas Decorative Masks. They look so creepy and cool. You can display them anywhere and they will look great. You get all 3: Lock Shock and Barrel. I guess you could wear them too. They look so amazing glowing in the dark. If I had these, I would just keep my lights off every night so I could see them in all of their horrifying beauty. Also check out this Nightmare Before Christmas ornament set.
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