Wash the dishes in style, like a skeleton. These BONE DRY Skeleton Kitchen Gloves make your hands look like skeleton hands while you do the chores. They are heavy duty skeleton rubber gloves that add a touch of macabre to any household chores. It will help you avoid dishpan hands, but may give you deadpan hands instead. Does that even make sense? I have no idea. What I do know is that these are fun, functional and frightening. Protect your hands and make them look scary at the same time. Wear them with this apron.
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Skeleton Wedding Couple Dishware – Here Comes The Died
Do you take this skeleton to have and to hold in bony arms until decomposition do you part? You do? Good. You may now kiss the corpse bride. You can celebrate your nuptials with this Skeleton Wedding Couple Dishware and remember the occasion forever. You can get a whole set of plates, plus the seller has all kinds of other skeleton themed dishware. Now you can have skeletons in the cupboard as well as the closet. This is some awesome “bone” china. Pretty sweet.
Here comes the died! Here comes the died! Da da da da da here comes the died!
Classic Monster Dishware
This monster dishware from wigoutgraphics is pretty cool. You can serve up monster themed food on them (I’m assuming) like The Creature from the Black Legumes, Frankenstein Franks, even Wolfman Waffles. It’s always a party when you have monster dishware. A monster mash! C’mon you knew that was coming. Oh, that’s awesome. Monster Mashed potatoes!
Houseware Of Horrors
Etsy seller shaynegreco has all kinds of housewares with horrible things crawling all over them. Mostly sea creatures. The only time I’ve seen crabs this size crawling on plates was when I visited that “Gentleman’s club/ Diner” in New Orleans. (Bad combination. Do NOT recommend.) At least these won’t be moving and they won’t require a doctor in a hazmat suit to shut down the premises.
This seller has Octopi on platters, crabs on china and other monstrosities that don’t belong on your dishware. Every time you serve yourself on these creepy plates you are fighting creatures for your food. Get off Lobster! Mine! Go find Nemo and leave my food alone!
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