Cockroaches will survive long after humans are wiped out from the face of the Earth. So disgusting as they are, I say embrace the cockroach. No, literally embrace and hug this Plush Cockroach Pillow. We may depend on them for survival one day. You probably already have some in your house anyway. Might as well give them a giant plush cockroach God to worship. You can check it out in Graveyardgirl’s video below. It;s in the beginning. Make sure you stick around and watch the rest too, cuz she talks about AtmosFEARfx,which we also recently covered.
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Kreepsville 666 Ribcage Backpack
That is one roomy ribcage. This Kreepsville 666 Ribcage Backpack is perfect for all of your creepy necessities. Ow, my ribcage hurts. that’s cuz you got so much stuff in it. *Opens it up.* Oh that’s what was hurting me. My comb kept poking my ribs. Nah. I’m just ribbing ya. I would use it to carry my meat home from the store, but it would just become rib meat and I don’t like rib meat. That reminds me of a joke. What do you call it when an Irishman puts a sandwich in this bag? A McRib sandwich. Get it? I crack myself up.
Deck of the Dead Tarot Cards Set
These Deck of the Dead Tarot Cards are decks. For the dead. Obviously death is the theme. Personally I don’t do tarot readings for the dead since they usually get the carpet all muddy and wormy. Plus, it’s always the same. “Yeah, which card did you think would come up? You are dead after all. Which reminds me, why are you not in the ground? And I think you dropped your jaw. Right there on the floor. Also a hand.”
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Miskatonic University Plaque – H.P. LoveCollege
Hang this Miskatonic University Plaque in your home and Cthulhu might just show up. I wrote a little poem about it.
There once was a girl from Miskatonic
Our relationship was quite plutonic
Because my peen was embryonic
She treated me like the plague bubonic
True story. It takes great pain to make art… Especially when you fall butt-first onto the pen and pencil holder.
Banned Gothic Witch Gotham Knight Bat Attack Wallet
Looking for the ultimate bat accessory? I found it for you. No need to thank me. This Banned Gothic Witch Gotham Knight Bat Attack Wallet is full of bats and full of style. Perfect for a night out on the town. Assuming that town is Transylvania. Can I just call you Vlad The Accessorizer? So sexy. It has cool skull charms, an inside zip compartment and slots.