Leaping skeletal rabbits! What have we hare? I mean here. It’s a Cute and Glittery Skeleton Rabbit Enamel Pin. Reminds me of that time I saw an army of these things coming at me. It was the war of the Nyquil Overdose. I won, but barely and eventually woke up sweating and shaking under the couch, wearing a colander for a helmet with an ear of corn in my gun holster. I still have nightmares.
Still though, cute pin.
Goth up your tree with these Skull and Bones Gothic Christmas Ornaments. Cuz Christmas trees should not be cheerful. These ornaments unleash the dark side of Christmas. Each Glass Ornament is 3.25in and has been filled with glitter. They also have a skull and crossbones on them. Joy to the world MFers!
If you don’t mind singling yourself out for a wild abduction, check out these bright and sparkly Alien Pendants. Glitter me timbers! You better order it now just in case you experience some missing time and forget all about it. Wait- What was I just doing? I have no idea, but my butt hurts and I is sleepy. Night nights. Zzzzzzzzzzz.
Check out this skeleton headpiece from Etsy seller Twinklybits. This glitter infested corpse has it’s arms all wide like, “Now you look FAB-U-LESS. Take me to the market. I need ingredients for Margaritas and Fajitas. Walk slower, I’m getting all saddle sore you silly goose. Onward, before I give you a fanny massage that will rub you bald my little stallion!”
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