This Victorian Taxidermy Bat Frame is going to look lovely next to my Puffer Fish lamps. He looks like he wants a hug. Do you want a hug little guy? Aww. I’ll hug ya. NO NOT THE FACE. NOT THE FACE! Victorian bats go hard! No worries. Nothing a little plastic surgery won’t fix. And by plastic surgery I mean, Imma cut up my credit card in case I ever wanna buy something like this again.
Tag: gothic
Cat Skull Beeswax Candle
Set the mood with this Cat Skull Beeswax Candle. I’m not sure what moos that would be. Romantic? Yeah, we can go with that. Nothing says romance like a burning cat skull on your dresser while you and your bump uglies all night. Although something tells me that Mr. Whiskers would not approve, no matter how much-wet food you give him. I know I wouldn’t like it if I walked into a room and saw my head on fire. I would yell SAVAGES and run. Just like I do when they tell me the price at the Walmart checkout. I’m just always surprised. You call THAT rolling back prices?
Ghoulishly Great Guest Soap – Gargoyle Soap
Hey there my ghoulishly gregarious gargoyle guys and gals. You know what looks nice in a gothic themed bathroom? Gargoyle Soap. It gets your hands clean, but you still feel a bit dirty. These are only scary at first. Once you wash your hands enough, the scary little faces wear off and you can relax.
Cool Raven Light Switch Plate Cover – Nevermore
When you have this Raven Light Switch Plate Cover, the Ravens only come out in the light. Reminds me of Edgar Allan Poe-lease turn the damn lights out when you leave a room! I’m not made of money you know. Plus, it’s wasteful. So to leaving the lights on, I say “Nevermore!”
This light switch plate looks pretty cool. So don’t be bird-brained and turn out the light. That’s all I’m saying.
Skull Butter Dish – I Can’t Believe It’s Not Horror
Set your butter on the table in style with this Skull Butter Dish. Well, I mean, it’s not “skull butter”. The butter isn’t made out of skulls. It’s in a cool skull dish. *Looks at skeleton” Hmmm nice body. Butter face… Hahahaha I crack myself up. But I never crack a butter dish. That’s like 7 years bad luck with toast right? I like toast, so I’m careful.