
Whoa! Nice gargoyles ya got there lady. The sign’s nice too. This Gothic Abandon All Hope Gargoyle Sign is awesome. I’m gonna hang it on the bathroom door cuz after I leave that place needs to air out for like 12 hours. True story. But you can hang it anywhere that you want all hope abandoned for.
Tag: gothic
Gothic Raven At The Window Nightlight

This Raven At The Window Nightlight reminds you that they are always watching. They being the Ravens. We humans are nothing but Bird TV. This is an awesome nightlight, but also a fright-light. It depicts a raven sitting on the sill of an ornate gothic window framed by gargoyles, cast in translucent resin and hand painted. You will have darkness nevermore!
The Crypt Makeup Brush Set with Coffin Bag

Go from looking like the CryptKeeper to looking like the new hotness with this Crypt Makeup Brush Set with Coffin Bag. You get brushes with the Bat, The Cross, The Scythe, The Skull and The Claw. It’s a 5 Piece set with an optional Handmade Coffin Bag. Put your face on in style. These brushes have a metallic finish, heavy metal handles, and nylon hair. It’s the perfect Gothic accessory for the ladies.
Customizable Green and Gold Bat Tea Set

Tea time just is about to get all batty up in here. This Green and Gold Bat Tea Set is at home on the Addams Family table, the Munsters, or your own. One lump or two? Two, please. Is this creamer or guano? You probably shouldn’t have actual bats on a chandelier above the table. Na na na na na… Batttttt teaaaaaaa!
Something To Crow About – Taxidermy Crow Head

I’d really like to buy this Taxidermy Crow Head, I’m just not sure if I want to pay by escrow or not. Get it? Like Humpty-Dumpty, I really crack myself up. And I don’t need to fall from a wall to do it. If you want a bird’s head on your wall, this is a good choice. You’re making a good caw. I mean call. Oh well, time for me to spread my wings and fly. CAW. CAW. CAW! *feathers everywhere* I fell on my face. Hey, remember that general custer head? Those were freaky times.