The natural evolution of emo tears is vampire tears, but if you can’t work up enough emotion to cry your own, we have this handy tutorial for you. And just a friendly reminder: Vampires have feelings too. Be nice to them. I mean, not when they’re biting your neck. When they’re biting your neck, put a damn stake through their heart. But otherwise, be nice. Don’t be a jerk.
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Tag: gothic
Glossy Skull Shaped Hard Shell Clutch Purse
This Glossy Skull Shaped Hard Shell Clutch Purse looks awesome. Probably holds more stuff than my own skull. Perfect for a night out on the town, at the cemetery, the morgue, you know, all the cool hip spots. It has a nice metal skull accent in the front and back. Which is nice cuz my skull doesn’t have that. I would carry a brain inside just to be extra weird. Just how I roll.
This Gothic Tea Set Is Dripping With Skulls
This Gothic Tea Set Is Dripping With Skulls. Also dripping some sort of black stuff that may be the blood of a bat or something. It makes tea time a tad more terrifying. Get the whole set and enjoy your tea dark. It’s dripping. Dripping everywhere. Oooooops. That’s because I was watching TV and just kept pouring. Sorry about the 3rd degree burns.
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SugerDiva Skull Print Knitted Cardigan
This SugerDiva Skull Print Open Knitted Cardigan looks awesome. Like a graveyard after an earthquake, it has cool skulls all over. It will keep you warm and creepy, which is exactly how I like my women. This skull Print Knitted Cardigan comes in all kinds of colors. Wear it on Halloween and wear it the rest of the year. Hell, I’d give you candy in January if you came to my door wearing this. Not that you should wear this to get candy, but that’s a sweet bonus.
Witch Wear – Gothic Black Cat Cameo Necklace
Check out this Gothic Black Cat Cameo Necklace. I just made a song about it:
Black cat
Whack cat
Dirty old puss
Pooping in his box
And being a wuss
OW! My cat just bit me. How did he even know I was- Oh yeah. I was singing out loud as I typed. Seriously though, SEND HELP. He’s been holding me hostage for years and only lets me out to buy food and litter.