Tag: gothic

Day of the Dead King and Queen Skeleton Statues

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Day of the Dead King and Queen Skeleton Statues
Today may not be the Day of the Dead, but that doesn’t mean I won’t buy these Day of the Dead King and Queen Skeleton Statues and put them in my yard. It also doesn’t mean I won’t kneel before the royal couple and pledge my loyalty to them. Hey, I need structure. I’m best when people or skeletons are giving me orders. That way I have someone to blame all of my bad decisions on. So what would you have me do my king and queen? Rob a liquor store? Well, if it’s for the good of the kingdom…

Sadly, that’s how I found out that skeletons don’t have access to bail money. They also don’t care that your cellmate also wants to be your boyfriend.

Ripped Skull Cutout T-Shirt

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Skull Cutout T-Shirt
This Skull Cutout T-Shirt puts a giant skull on your back. Which I find kinda sexy. Fun fact: I just ripped up like 30 of my t-shirts trying to replicate this look. Didn’t work. You win some, ya lose some. Farts. That’s what I’m good at ripping. Along with my jeans. I won the annual crop dusting competition two years in a row after all. So at least there’s that.

Cute Halloween Cupcakes Skirt

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Halloween Cupcakes Skirt
Halloween is a great time of year. The best part? All of the candy and cupcakes. Which is why everyone has a stomachache until Easter. Good times. If you are a connoisseur of creepy cupcakes this Halloween Cupcakes Skirt is the skirt for you. Just don’t eat too many or it isn’t going to fit you for very long. Guys will come up to you and say,”Hey cupcake! Nice cupcakes!” Look at all of those spooky and ghoulish baked goods!

Deck of the Dead Tarot Cards Set

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Deck of the Dead Tarot Cards
These Deck of the Dead Tarot Cards are decks. For the dead. Obviously death is the theme. Personally I don’t do tarot readings for the dead since they usually get the carpet all muddy and wormy. Plus, it’s always the same. “Yeah, which card did you think would come up? You are dead after all. Which reminds me, why are you not in the ground? And I think you dropped your jaw. Right there on the floor. Also a hand.”
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Banned Gothic Witch Gotham Knight Bat Attack Wallet

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Banned Gothic Witch Gotham Knight Bat Attack Wallet
Looking for the ultimate bat accessory? I found it for you. No need to thank me. This Banned Gothic Witch Gotham Knight Bat Attack Wallet is full of bats and full of style. Perfect for a night out on the town. Assuming that town is Transylvania. Can I just call you Vlad The Accessorizer? So sexy. It has cool skull charms, an inside zip compartment and slots.