This Gothic Ravenskull Headdress puts bird skulls on your own skull. Obviously this is what people are raven about this season, while others crow. Speaking of, I always confuse ravens and crows. I once asked my dad, “Why are ravens and crows different?” and he said, “Just caws”. Very helpful as usual dad. Ravenskull sounds like one of them Harry Potter houses that the sorting hat picks out for you. Like, if you really wanted hufflepuff, but got ravenskull instead. What the hell is hufflepuff anyway. Sounds like the name of a paint huffing clown under some highway bridge. Whatevs.
Tag: gothic
Gothic Wristlet Skull Purse
This classy Gothic Wristlet Skull Purse is in this year. I know cuz I watched a fashion show and was very disappointed that there were no planes on the runway. That’s 5 hours of my life I’ll never get back. Anyway this purse is creep-chic and totally awesome. It has some classic skulls and some great features. I mean, it’s no fish purse, but it’s not trying to be.
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Gothic Studded Doctor Shoulder Bag
The Doctor is in. This Gothic Studded Doctor Shoulder Bag should not be used to carry your Doctor tools, just so we are clear. What, are you crazy? That would scare people. It is a macabre and exotic bag though. (Which I have also been told by many one-night stands.) This devil skull purse is a doctor-style bag with mirrored metal studs and a 3D skull ornament. It has top double handles, a roomy interior with plenty of space to store all your must-have items. It also has tons of attitude. Never leave home without it. Or this.
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Human Anatomy Fine China – Skull, Heart and Brain Plates
Young man, you are not getting up from that table until you clean that plate and I can see the heart! *Sigh* Yes mom. These Human Anatomy Fine China – Skull, Heart and Brain Plates are creepy, kooky and maybe even ooky. They are classic and classy and maybe a little sassy. Best of all it looks like your grandmother’s china. You know, if your grandmother had a few corpses in the closet. Eat up and reveal the surprise beneath your food.
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Vampire Bat Amulet Necklace
Damn. This Vampire Bat Amulet Necklace looks pissed off. He’s all like, “I am soooo f**king ticked off right now! I don’t even know what to say right now, so I’m just gonna look all shouty.” Classy, but man that bat looks mad as hell. Somebody give that dude a sedative stat! Amulet? More like a damned-ulet! *High fives the indoor house plant next to me.* Okay, calm down bat. I’m wrapping it up. Stop yelling at me. No, I don’t just prattle on forever. You’re a real dick ya know that? Fine, I’m out. You need anger management. No, obviously you do NOT manage it well. Good day sir! I said good day!
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