You ever have one of those days where your hand provides a nice atmospheric light, while it burns down to a skeleton? That’s everyday for this Bleeding Hand Candle. I had one of these once, until I high-fived it and burnt the house down. Now I just have a tent in an alley and library wi-fi. Also booze. Lots and lots of booze from a bag.
Tag: gothic
Black Gothic Raven Bracelet – Nevermore
This Gothic Raven Bracelet is pretty awesome and pretty adorbs. You know what they say, slap a raven on your wrist if you want to be taken seriously. Get your Goth on raven style. I wonder if this deflects bullets cuz I want to be a superhero named Dr. Raven, who deflects bullets with my raven bracelets and uses my beak for only good. Also I want a cape of feathers. I would yell CAW at my enemies and also bring them shiny objects, which is weird, but whatevs, it’s what ravens do.
Gothic Bag With Ravens, Skulls and More
That is one good looking bag. But enough about your grandmother! Also that’s a very cool Gothic Bag you have there. I love all the skulls, ravens and dark imagery. That is what we in the industry call, “sweet as f**k!” It will hold all of your things in style. Dare I say, it even looks sexy? Can I watch you carry it as you walk away slowly? Is that weird? I see you have your phone clutched in that “911 at the ready” way that I know so well from women. Ok, I’m out. Later gator. After a while crocodile. Another time porcupine!
Cool Raven Leather Hair Barrette – Nevermore
Take a Raven for a ride. That’s the name of the campaign I’m starting for this Raven Leather Hair Barrette. You too can look like a bird just dive-bombed your hair and got stuck there. No, I’m just messing with you. It actually looks pretty cool. Sexy and Goth like. It comes in black or dark brown. Whichever you choose, you are gonna like great girl! You rockin’ a raven now! And people be raven about it!
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Liquorbrand Ouija Board Gothic Symbols Purse
Illuminati in da house! Shhhhhhh! We don’t talk about them. Ever. Anyway, this Liquorbrand Ouija Board Gothic Symbols Purse has all kinds of Ouija Board symbols and even an Illuminati eye in the center. Did I not just tell you to shut your mouth? Just talkin’ bout Shaft. I mean Illuminati! That’s it! We told you that the first rule of Illuminati is that you don’t talk about Illuminati. And you just keep blabbing on and on. Yeah, well you just talked about ’em. I’m just trying to make a point. You keep- Looks like we’re both out of the club. You son of a-