It is going to be so awesome having my own alien slave side table. It can hold drinks and serve me all of my meals.
Bring me a steak spaceman!
Yes master, how do you want it done? Rare? Well done? Medium well?
Not medium well, you idiot! I’ll have it done ros-well. This time try to be discreet. Cow mutilations are in the news again. Wait a minute! This report says that only the rectum and sex organs were missing. If my steak tastes like cow butt and scrotum E.T will be phoning home with two black eyes.
I already have those master.
Why you smart-mouthed little- *Strangles alien neck like Homer does to Bart*
You’ve probably seen your neighbors cow get abducted or saw some funny lights in the sky when you were trippin balls one night, so it’s no wonder that you are afraid of Aliens. They have been known to poke and prod anuses while they laugh among themselves. Maybe it’s time you confronted your fear and got yourself an