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Kay Dee Designs Creepy Tea Towel Set

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Kay Dee Designs Creepy Tea Towel Set
This Creepy Tea Towel Set is gonna look good in your kitchen and it has some very cool designs. The Nevermore Asylum (If you’ve been there, you would want to come back nevermore too.), the Boneyard Mausoleum Co. (They make the best mausoleums.) and the Arachnid Poison Co. (Kill those eight legged freaks dead.)

I can’t wait to wipe my hands on these and have my wife yell at me. These compliment the Ouija Board Tea Towel nicely.

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Toss Your Salad With These Skeleton Arm Tongs

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Toss Your Salad With These Skeleton Arm Tongs
Ever wonder what it would be like if a skeleton served you some salad and tossed it by hand? I mean by bone? Find out with these Skeleton Arm Tongs. Man, I already toss my salad all night long, but with these things? I’m going be all over my salad and tossing it into the wee hours. Cuz then ya gotta stop to wee. Even the best of us can’t keep it going forever.

Anywho, these salad tongs will impress your guests. You’ll say, “Mmmmmm. tastes like an actual skeleton rose from the grave and served it up.”

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Skeleton Apron Is Perfect For Making Spare Ribs

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Skeleton Apron Is Perfect For Making Spare Ribs
Scare up some food in this Skeleton Apron. Make spare ribs even. That’s a little skeleton humor. I’ll make anything but tenderloin. I got too close to the grill one time and burnt my weiner. So my loin is real tender. Once is enough for me. Anyway, let’s face it, you aren’t a real chef until you are cooking in a bone apron. I would suggest wearing it with this awesome turkey mask. This apron is a skele-ton of fun. Bone appetite and bone swa my bone ami.

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Spider Web Bodysuit

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Spider Web Bodysuit
Well, if it isn’t the naked chick with spiders all over her. Wait! That’s a Spider Web Bodysuit. Man I wish I was a spider, so I could cling to that body too. That must be the queen on her naughty bits. Unless I miss my guess, that is the elusive Vag Widow, guarding the gate so that none but the worthy may enter. Step aside spider, for I have come to conquer! With the lady’s permission of course. This bodysuit is perfect for Halloween, but really should be worn year round because reasons.

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Creepy As Hell – Broken Doll Halloween Mask

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Creepy Broken Doll Halloween Mask
Hey, that’s a cool mask. What is it? A Broken Doll Halloween Mask? Cool. Sure, I have change for the bus- Hang on. Whatchu mean Broken Doll? More like broke-ass doll. Get yer own damn bus change. What do I look like, a change machine? It is pretty damn creepy though. Stop looking at me with those blank eyes. Seriously, stop it. Okay, okay. Here’s some change. No, we’re all good. You get this bus. I’ll catch another one. *Watches as she boards bus. Watches as people scream and evacuate bus.* Damn, we all catch another bus!

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