Cakelets. Is that what we are calling cute little cakes now? I approve. This Haunted Skull Cakelet Pan will let you make skull cakes, which coincidentally is my pet name for any emaciated animal I see in the park. C’mere skull cakes. C’mere boy. Cuz you can see his skull. Anyway, put some frosting on ’em and they’ll look just like those women who cake their makeup on super thick,only these won’t talk about Starbucks all day and make duck lips.
Tag: halloween
Halloween Handbag- Night Flight Sparkly Witch’s Clutch
This Halloween Handbag- Night Flight Sparkly Witch’s Clutch is great for a *itch or a witch, or just a nice lady. So I guess I basically have no point whatsoever. It has witches, spiders and bats and is sparkly. This is what the sophisticated woman about town uses on Halloween night to collect her candy. It probably holds like ten full sized Snickers bars.
Sugar Skull Shoulder Purse – Day Of The Dead
This Sugar Skull Shoulder Purse should satiate your style should you shop for said sugar skulls. That’s a mouthful. CanaryCreated has all kinds of cool purses, many with skulls of the sugary and not so sugary variety. They feature some amazing artwork and will hold all of your essentials. It’s a sugar skull party and you’re invited.
The Ring of Dracula – Accessorize like A Vampire
Hey, it’s the Ring of Dracula. Normally, when I hear the ring of Dracula, I don’t pick up the phone cuz the guy will talk your ear off. No, seriously, my ear is sitting on the floor collecting cat hair right now. Plus, he’s probably drunk again. No, this is the actual ring. The one he gave to Mrs Dracula when he proposed.
“With this ring I thee suck yer blood. Is Good?” Oh my yes! I do! I do!
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Lunar Crypt Horror Enamel Pins Are Awesome
Lunar Crypt sells enamel pins, tees, stickers and patches by artist R Meyer. You can find all kinds of cool pins based on all of the horror movies you love and other stuff. The art is amazing. I’mma put these pinson everything and collect them all. So many monsters, so little time. They make all their stuff on a crypt on the moon, hence the name. Then they ship them to customers by rocket. *BOOOOOOOOOM* Hey my order is here! Laterz.