Have a coffin or two with your coffee. This Coffin Coffee and Side Table will make your home look like some mortician owned coffee shop. They can customize these in any color combo you want. I bet they could even put a fake body inside for those who like a full-bodied coffee. Get it? Would you like some cream-atorium with your coffee?
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Story Time Dice: Scary Tales Glow in the Dark Game
Time for Scary Time sucka! Roll the dice and get your creep on. Try not to freak out when you play the Story Time Dice: Scary Tales Glow in the Dark Game. Roll them bones for a good scare. You pit 12 heroes against 12 monsters across 8 spooky settings, and overcome 8 obstacles using 20 tools.
Plus if you get attacked by a scary monster, you can always throw these dice at it and run. That’s the real reason to play this game.
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Gothic Wristlet Skull Purse
This classy Gothic Wristlet Skull Purse is in this year. I know cuz I watched a fashion show and was very disappointed that there were no planes on the runway. That’s 5 hours of my life I’ll never get back. Anyway this purse is creep-chic and totally awesome. It has some classic skulls and some great features. I mean, it’s no fish purse, but it’s not trying to be.
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Sexy and Cute Women’s Sugar Skull Bra
Whoa! Nice sugar skulls! This Sexy Women’s Sugar Skull Bra makes your tattas look a bit more terrifying. Cute though. You must have a “see” cup cuz i see and I can’t look away. But once I do, I will have a lifetime of mammaries to look back on fondly. That’s some Victoria’s secret right there. And the secret is skeletons in your closet. They have skulls all over and rhinestone detailing. Also check out this zombie eyes bra.
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Zombie Hands Pathway Markers
These Zombie Hands Pathway Markers will light the way, but do you dare follow the path? I know I don’t want my ankles grabbed by zombie hands! Which, ironically, is what several girlfriends have told me in bed. I must have weird hands. Anyway, these zombie hands will light your way and look nice and creepy in your yard. They go well with these zombie head path markers too.
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