Celebrate the Zombie Apocalypse with this Zombie Apocalypse Ring. Give it your your zombie girl and get engaged. Just try not to break her brittle finger when putting it on. It shows a whole bunch of graves with zombies rising out of the ground. With this ring I thee wed. Now that I think about it, marriage is like a zombie apocalypse. Everything is scary at first and there’s a lot of action. Then you just talk in grunts and are generally just slobs drooling everywhere.
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These Men’s Boxer Shorts Are Possessed By A Hundred Skulls
What the? What’s all that up in your junk? Looks like the souls of a hundred dead skulls. These Men’s Boxer Shorts have skulls everywhere. Some are on your junk, some are looking at your junk, some seem to be biting at your junk, others look on admiringly. Now this is a real man’s pair of boxer shorts. These will get the party started when you drop your drawers for sexy time.
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Gothic Studded Doctor Shoulder Bag
The Doctor is in. This Gothic Studded Doctor Shoulder Bag should not be used to carry your Doctor tools, just so we are clear. What, are you crazy? That would scare people. It is a macabre and exotic bag though. (Which I have also been told by many one-night stands.) This devil skull purse is a doctor-style bag with mirrored metal studs and a 3D skull ornament. It has top double handles, a roomy interior with plenty of space to store all your must-have items. It also has tons of attitude. Never leave home without it. Or this.
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Human Anatomy Fine China – Skull, Heart and Brain Plates
Young man, you are not getting up from that table until you clean that plate and I can see the heart! *Sigh* Yes mom. These Human Anatomy Fine China – Skull, Heart and Brain Plates are creepy, kooky and maybe even ooky. They are classic and classy and maybe a little sassy. Best of all it looks like your grandmother’s china. You know, if your grandmother had a few corpses in the closet. Eat up and reveal the surprise beneath your food.
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Disturbing and Weird Spanish Olive Alien Heads
Yes, that is a bowl of Spanish olives that look like alien heads. You can eat these while you are watching the X-Files. Aren’t alien olives just the pits? Ha ha. These freaky alien treats were made by Beth of Hungry Happenings. She uses a black food coloring marker and brine to create the alien faces. Then she forgets the whole thing and has missing time.
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