So let’s say you have a lot of makeup to put on. Not me cuz I’m a dude, but let’s say you like to cake the makeup on like my ex-wife so no one can see what a harpy you are. You’re gonna need something to hold all of that makeup. In her case, a forklift. In your case, ya might want to use this cool Gothic Makeup Holder. It’s full of skulls that will organize and hold all of your stuff. Pretty sweet actually. This is a Goth girl’s best friend.
Tag: home decor
Gothic Vanity Tray With Bat and Skull
Wow. This Gothic Vanity Tray With Bat and Skull is the perfect way to serve guests at your next get-together. I’m gonna make some Jello brains and serve them up on this tray. I’ll make sure I jiggle ’em first as I serve them up. It’s great for any macabre meal or creepy dessert. Plus, I can pretend I’m Batman. More like Batman’s butler, but still. It is a great piece of decor for your haunted house if you have one.
Cool Brain Drain Skull Sponge Holder
The Brain Drain Skull Sponge Holder is a great way to store your sponge in the kitchen. The listing says that it will delight men, women, and young adults and they ain’t kidding. I’m super delighted. The sponge in the holder makes it look like a brain. It will also help to keep your sponge drier so it doesn’t get all nasty and moldy. It’s a great macabre kitchen accessory if I do say so myself. In fact, I did just say it.
Glow In The Dark Nightmare Before Christmas Decorative Masks
Check out these Glow In The Dark Nightmare Before Christmas Decorative Masks. They look so creepy and cool. You can display them anywhere and they will look great. You get all 3: Lock Shock and Barrel. I guess you could wear them too. They look so amazing glowing in the dark. If I had these, I would just keep my lights off every night so I could see them in all of their horrifying beauty. Also check out this Nightmare Before Christmas ornament set.
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Striped Taxidermy Bat Christmas Ornaments
All I want for Christmas are these Striped Taxidermy Bat Christmas Ornaments. My tree needs more dead bats. They just love hanging, ya know. Bats know how to hang. They also know how to fill a cave floor with poop, but luckily you won’t have to worry about that. You won’t be singing, “Deck the halls with tons of guano…” Good thing too, cuz Santa doesn’t like stepping in bat sh*t while he’s putting gifts under the tree. Just saying.