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Drink Up Ya Numbskull – Skull Goblets With Roses

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Skull Goblets With Roses
Waiter, give me your finest champagne and serve it up in two Skull Goblets With Roses. Chop chop. Haven’t got all day. Just want to tip back some skulls and get a little tipsy before I go back to my day job of transporting kids to and fro from school. Hurry up you fool, it is early dismissal today.

Just so you know, that is not a re-enactment of how I lost my last job. I mean it’s not accurate at all. There’s no way I could have spoken so coherently. And I prefer beer, not champagne. Also, I never drove kids. Just the elderly.

Day of the Dead Sugar Skull LED Lanterns

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Day of the Dead Sugar Skull LED Lanterns
Celebrate the day of the dead or any day in style with these Day of the Dead Sugar Skull LED Lanterns. And when the Day of the Dead turns into the Night of the Living Dead, these lanterns will shine brightly. And when things turn into the Night of the Living Dead, you can maybe strangle a zombie with them. Maybe. I guess we will see. Because the day is coming. Until then, Imma be relaxing on my Sugar Skull Beach Blanket.

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Kay Dee Designs Creepy Tea Towel Set

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Kay Dee Designs Creepy Tea Towel Set
This Creepy Tea Towel Set is gonna look good in your kitchen and it has some very cool designs. The Nevermore Asylum (If you’ve been there, you would want to come back nevermore too.), the Boneyard Mausoleum Co. (They make the best mausoleums.) and the Arachnid Poison Co. (Kill those eight legged freaks dead.)

I can’t wait to wipe my hands on these and have my wife yell at me. These compliment the Ouija Board Tea Towel nicely.

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Engraved Spider Web Votive Candle Holders

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Engraved Spider Web Votive Candle Holders
Light a candle and set a creepy mood with these Engraved Spider Web Votive Candle Holders. Or you can use some plain glass candle holders and set a crappy mood. Your choice. These are perfect for Halloween or any old time. I like to use them, cuz it reminds me that I’m never safe from spiders and if they crawl in these webs, they are gonna burn up. So they are a trap. I’m pretty sure they are dumb enough to do it too. I mean I burnt my hands on Hot Pockets a ton of times and I still haven’t learned.

Candle light, spider web light. What’s the dif?

Horror Movie Wine Glasses

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Horror Movie Wine Glasses
AWhimsicalHoot (I see what ya did there) sells some pretty cool Horror Movie Wine Glasses. You know, if you like getting drunk and scared at the same time. Which I do. Marriage is all about being drunk and scared. So I’m ready. Poor me some of that good stuff. *Spits* It all tastes like grapes dipped in vinegar. Whatever, I’ll power through. I wanna drink from every horror character ever and gain their powers. *Drinks all night.* Awesome. I now have the power of lame sequels that never end. You can choose from Freddy Krueger, Jaws, Scream, Saw and many more.

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