Do you want one lump or two? Well, I don’t care how many as long it doesn’t have a hundred legs. This Creepy Crawly Bug Teapot is just filled with bugs on the outside and I’m pretty sure it is filled with bugs inside too, cuz that black bug-juice is just overflowing from the lid and oozing everywhere. Which kind of bugs me. Get it? Bugs me? How many bugs does it take to get that much “tea” anyway? I have no idea. I don’t want to know. I’m surprised there’s no tea-rantula. This is more of a beetle blend.
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Set of 4 Skull Shot Glasses
Give me a skull full of the good stuff bartender! This Set of 4 Skull Shot Glasses will make every drink macabre. Gin and Tonic? I prefer Gin and Chronic if ya know what I mean. It’s what the doctor ordered. Doctor Feelgood that is. Don’t know much about him, but he operates on that one corner, near that one alley where cops won’t go. Dude keeps me all good. But I digress. These shot glasses are awesome. I pretend they are the skulls of my enemies. And my enemies are hard work and motivation. Line them up with these Sugar Skull Shot Glasses and drink your own skull off.
Religious Statues Transformed Into Day Of The Dead Style
Just cuz it is the day of the dead, that doesn’t mean that the day is all dead. Even if it has been a pretty dead day. Just a deep thought for the day. Anyhow, these Day Of The Dead Style Statues are awesome. They started off as religious statues, but soon lost their religion like REM and got awesome Day of the Dead makeovers! I picture some dude in his studio just looking at all of his statues. He is silent. Then he suddenly shouts, “MAKEOVER!” and gets to work. Consider me dia de los muert-ified.
Also check out these cool Day of the Dead Measuring Spoons. They are how you get the proper amount of sugar in a sugar skull.
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REDRUM Metal Bookends For Your Horror Books
Ohhhhhh. I’ll have some red rum please bartender. I’m parched. *Looks at these REDRUM Metal Bookends in the mirror and screams!* Murder! That says murder! I don’t want any of that. Red rum sounds much better. These bookends are murder on your books by the way. Murder most foul. Or is it fowl? I’m confused now. Was there a bird involved? I have no idea. I’ll just keep my beak out of it. In fact, I’ll just wet my beak and shut up.
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These Bat Shower Towels Are Bat-Tastic
I don’t know about you, but I feel kinda batty when I get out of the shower. So I’m gonna dry off with these cool Bat Shower Towels. That way I can lay off the bats that usually flap their wings and hold the towel for me when I come out of the shower. They were getting uppity anyway. I heard squeaks that they were forming a union and looking for actual pay in the form of food. Also, there will be a lot less bat-s*it all over my bathroom floor. Also less visits to the doctor for rabies shots. It’s a good call.
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