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Edward Scissorhands Scissorhands Prop Replica

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Edward Scissorhands Scissorhands Prop Replica
Fans of Tim Burton’s early work (aka putting scissors on Johnny Depp’s hands) will love the Edward Scissorhands Scissorhands Prop Replica. Those hands have scissors! Those are scissor hands! You always know how a game of rock, paper, scissors is going to end with Edward. He only has one play. Poor guy.

This 1:1 scale replica has been authentically recreated and detailed with incredible accuracy. I plan on using it to cut my hair so I can save money. It will pay for itself sometime in 2046. It measures about 24-inches tall x 18-inches wide and is limited to 500 pieces worldwide.

Set of 4 Skull Shot Glasses

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Set of 4 Skull Shot Glasses
Give me a skull full of the good stuff bartender! This Set of 4 Skull Shot Glasses will make every drink macabre. Gin and Tonic? I prefer Gin and Chronic if ya know what I mean. It’s what the doctor ordered. Doctor Feelgood that is. Don’t know much about him, but he operates on that one corner, near that one alley where cops won’t go. Dude keeps me all good. But I digress. These shot glasses are awesome. I pretend they are the skulls of my enemies. And my enemies are hard work and motivation. Line them up with these Sugar Skull Shot Glasses and drink your own skull off.

Scary Skull Cabinet Knob – Bone Decor

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Skull Cabinet Knob
Whenever I go into my cabinets, I like to use Skull Cabinet Knobs. Cuz everything I do is badass, including opening my cabinets. I will literally grab that dude by the skull and open the cabinet to get my peanut butter. That’s just how I roll. Accessing your food through a skull is the only way to grab a snack. At least it did look awesome until somebody put googly eyes on mine. Now I’m no longer badass. I just feel like everyone else when I go into the cabinet *sighs*

So now I have to get these bat skull versions. Oh yeah!

REDRUM Metal Bookends For Your Horror Books

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REDRUM Metal Bookends
Ohhhhhh. I’ll have some red rum please bartender. I’m parched. *Looks at these REDRUM Metal Bookends in the mirror and screams!* Murder! That says murder! I don’t want any of that. Red rum sounds much better. These bookends are murder on your books by the way. Murder most foul. Or is it fowl? I’m confused now. Was there a bird involved? I have no idea. I’ll just keep my beak out of it. In fact, I’ll just wet my beak and shut up.

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Day of the Dead Anatomy Zip-Up Hoodie

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Day of the Dead Anatomy Zip-Up Hoodie
Just let your guts and bones hang out for all to see, that’s what I say. Or at least that’s what I said before I lost my license to doctor. Oh well. This Day of the Dead Anatomy Zip-Up Hoodie takes guts to wear and it also looks awesome. Check out that skull on the hood. I’m gonna snag one of these for myself. It ups your style from Dawn of the Dork to Day of the Dead! You might also like this bones hoodie.

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