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Black Leather And Skull Hair Ties

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Black Leather And Skull Hair Ties
These Black Leather And Skull Hair Ties are perfect for your Skull-ny tail. Now you can look cute and badass at the same time. Something I always thought was impossible outside of wearing a school girl uniform and waving nunchucks all over the place. For the record, I only did that one time. It was Halloween and I was being chased by zombies. Had to hide a lot of bodies that night when I remembered it was Halloween and they weren’t actually zombies. Halloween is a confusing night for me.

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These Bat Shower Towels Are Bat-Tastic

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Bat Shower Towels
I don’t know about you, but I feel kinda batty when I get out of the shower. So I’m gonna dry off with these cool Bat Shower Towels. That way I can lay off the bats that usually flap their wings and hold the towel for me when I come out of the shower. They were getting uppity anyway. I heard squeaks that they were forming a union and looking for actual pay in the form of food. Also, there will be a lot less bat-s*it all over my bathroom floor. Also less visits to the doctor for rabies shots. It’s a good call.

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Drink Up Ya Numbskull – Skull Goblets With Roses

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Skull Goblets With Roses
Waiter, give me your finest champagne and serve it up in two Skull Goblets With Roses. Chop chop. Haven’t got all day. Just want to tip back some skulls and get a little tipsy before I go back to my day job of transporting kids to and fro from school. Hurry up you fool, it is early dismissal today.

Just so you know, that is not a re-enactment of how I lost my last job. I mean it’s not accurate at all. There’s no way I could have spoken so coherently. And I prefer beer, not champagne. Also, I never drove kids. Just the elderly.

Women’s Dracula Tights

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Women's Dracula Tights
These Women’s Dracula Tights are tight son. You ladies are going to love them. Now, when you catch some guy checking out your legs, you can say, “Read a novel, why don’t ya.” Cuz that’s what they are doing. These are full of Dracula sketches and quotes. Plus they are so sexy. Any girl who wears these is an open book. Get it? Man, I crack myself up. What a novel idea. They come in several different color options. She git leggggs. She knows how to use them…. Is your name ZZ girl? Cuz I’m singing ZZ Top, but I’m checking out ZZ’s lower half.

Calavera Skull Planter For Your Garden

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Calavera Skull Planter
Who says skulls can’t have hair? Just plant some succulents in this Calavera Skull Planter and give this skull a cool hairdo. I’m gonna go for a plant mohawk. Day of the Dead? More like Day of the Dead plants if you don’t water them. Hey, this planter beats digging up some poor dude and using his skull as a planter. Although that would save you money, I don’t recommend it. It’s icky and digging is hard work. This alien head planter also works.

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