What’s wrong Freddy? You got a headful of wine? Yeah ya do. This Freddy Krueger Wine Glass keeps Freddy’s head so full of wine that he’s actually chill and won’t invade your dreams for once. Alcohol is wonderful like that. Maybe not calm. He looks pretty pissed about it cuz he wants to terrorize. He just can’t.
Tag: horror
The Mothman Coffee – Cryptid Caffeination
The Mothman never sleeps. He’s too busy flying around terrorizing people in the backwoods of West Virginia. Dude is wired. He’s like one cup of coffee away from getting busted by the police cuz he’s pleasuring himself against a telephone pole one moonlit night, while cooing softly, then hissing when the officer approaches. Just look at his eyes. He’s crazy caffeinated. Now you can go all Mothman too thanks to The Mothman Coffee. You may not get accosted by the Mothman, but you will be so f**ked up, you will feel like you were. Warning: You may wake up in a ditch on the side of the road naked and hear reports of Mothman sightings from the night before when you walk back into town.
Human Skull Zombie Notebook Cover
Be the coolest kid in school with this Human Skull Zombie Notebook Cover. And also be the weirdest kid in school that no one will talk with. But that’s okay. Cover your notebook in style. It’s especially good if your notebook is full of zombie drawings and scary monsters. It is made of genuine black leather. No actual zombies were harmed in the making of this cover. Look at him biting that rope. Roooooarrrrrr. He’s hungry!
Haunted Skull and Brains Nesting Measuring Cup Set
The next time you’re scaring up some baked goods, use this Haunted Skull and Brains Nesting Measuring Cup Set. Cuz you know everything tastes better when you measure your ingredients in brains and skulls. If you’re making cupcakes, use these Cthulhu Cupcake liners. Let’s see, that’s a brain’s worth of sugar, a skull’s worth of flour and hell, I’m just gonna eat the ingredients and cut out the middleman. In my stomach now!
Cthulhu Cupcake Liners
Cthulhu Cupcake Liners. For when you need some tentacles on your cupcakes. Speaking of which, doesn’t anybody knock around here? Caught me with my tentacles all over my cupcake. Now things are weird. Anyway, these cupcake liners have a cool passage around the side that you can read while fondling your cupcake. There’s nothing more embarrassing than having to buy a girl some cupcake liners in the grocery store. With wings? Without? Maxi? Mini? Too confusing.