This Hanging Bat Night Light is gonna look cool as guano on a winter night in your batcave. It’s a fruit bat against the full moon. Which sounds like a great movie title.”Fruit Bat Against The Moon” in 3D. Who would win? The moon of course cuz the bat can’t breath in space. It was probably a bad choice to fight the moon then. Stupid bat.
Tag: horror
Hell On Wheels – Zombie Killer Bike Badge
This is a Zombie Killer Bike Badge. I’ve been trying to earn one all day by mowing down pedestrians, but I guess I live in a zombie-free neighborhood. There was one old lady who had sores on her mouth who was shambling like the undead, and I thought for sure she was a zombie, but nope. Just a case of the herp and dementia. Then I realized I could just buy the badge. Boy is my face red. Also the front of my bike. Very red. And the streets.
Shattered Skulls Oven Mitt and Pot Holder Sets
Man, I hate when I get an aching headache, but it’s never been as bad as the skulls on these Shattered Skulls Oven Mitt and Pot Holder Sets. Damn son, take an advil. Your skull done exploded all over da place. Someone’s gonna be picking up the pieces for ages. Anywho, these potholder/Oven mitt sets are pretty sweet. Great reminder to relieve tension in your head. Or else KABOOM!
Cute Horror Character Pillowcases
Are you brave enough to lay your head down on Chucky? What about Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th? I wouldn’t do it. One is a psycho doll who is a deranged killer, the other a deranged killer with a machete. At least these Cute Horror Character Pillowcases are all cartoony and adorable. What could possibly go wrong? You can choose from Chucky or Jason. They do look super comfy and will creep up your living space nicely. Jason kind of looks like an owl. A demented deranged owl.
He’s probably all like, “Who. Who.” Then he’s all like, “Anyone, just as long as my machete goes in ’em.”
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Cool Tombstones Salt and Pepper Shakers
Here lies Salt. Here lies Pepper. Man, this is sad. I never even got to see them in concert. I’ll just have to push it in their honor. Push it real good! Dun dun dun dun duh…. These Tombstones Salt and Pepper Shakers are a great way to make your table look like a graveyard. It goes well with the leftover bones of that chicken you just ate.
And so these seasonings are laid to rest. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, I never took it out and used it, so it really did rust.