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Elvira and Freddy Krueger Funko Cereal

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Elvira and Freddy Krueger Funko Cereal
What do we have here? It looks like Funko has revealed a new line of Funko Pop cereal, complete with in-box prizes. Each box of themed cereal will include a mini-Pop figure inside. I hope they have some activities on the box like mazes and stuff cuz it keeps me out of trouble. Some of our favorite people, like Elvira and Freddy Krueger, already have cereals planned. Check this out. When you add milk to the cereal it will give you a thematically creepy surprise. The Elvira cereal will turn spooky black, and the Freddy Krueger cereal will turn blood red! Nice!

The cereal will be sold through collectible stores and will go on sale in June of 2018.

via ihorror

Friday The 13th Bottle Of Water From Camp Crystal Lake

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Friday The 13th Bottle Of Water From Camp Crystal Lake
Quick question guys. Did they ever find the body of that little boy named Jason Voorhees who drowned while camp counselors weren’t paying attention? I have no idea, but that camp needs to be sued. Anyway, now you can own a bottle of genuine water from Camp Crystal Lake AKA Camp Blood AKA Camp No-Be-Bo-Sco, the filming location of 1980’s Friday the 13th Part 1. This Angry Mother Bottling Co. Souvenir Lake Water aka unholy water is for you. Imgonna chug it and see what happens.

Dark Unicorn Skeleton Necklace

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Unicorn Skeleton Necklace
I always wanted to ride into battle atop my own unicorn. I picture it impaling people with its horn, but really it would probably just run around the battlefield leaving a rainbow light trail and farting skittles. Still, it would be cool. For now I’ll settle for wearing this kick-ass Unicorn Skeleton Necklace. I like cuz it looks like a unicorn got hit by lightning and became a dark unicorn. An anti-unicorn that hunts others in its species so it can steal their light and colors. Ohhhhh. Spooky.

Needle Felted Albino Vampire Bat Family

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Needle Felted Albino Vampire Bat Family
Awwww. This Needle Felted Albino Vampire Bat Family is the cutest set of little bloodsuckers. They look so soft and cuddly. At least until they bite your face and start sucking your blood. I don’t even care. I want to adopt the whole family. And since they want my blood, this should be very interesting.

Cthulhu Nesting Dolls – Matryoshka Madness

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Cthulhu Nesting Dolls - Matryoshka Madness
Holy matryoshka! Heed the call of Cthulhu with these cool Cthulhu Nesting Dolls. It’s a Cthulhu in a Cthulhi in a Cthulhu. Open each layer for more horrifying fun. It truly is the horror gift that keeps on giving.