Quick question guys. Did they ever find the body of that little boy named Jason Voorhees who drowned while camp counselors weren’t paying attention? I have no idea, but that camp needs to be sued. Anyway, now you can own a bottle of genuine water from Camp Crystal Lake AKA Camp Blood AKA Camp No-Be-Bo-Sco, the filming location of 1980’s Friday the 13th Part 1. This Angry Mother Bottling Co. Souvenir Lake Water aka unholy water is for you. Imgonna chug it and see what happens.
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Friday the 13th Morphing Mug “Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake”
Drink up and raise a toast to serial killers who like to wear hockey masks. This Friday the 13th Morphing Mug says “Welcome to Camp Crystal Lake”. Wow, thanks man, great to be here. Gonna have a fun time. Quick question: That scream I just heard coming from the woods? Is that normal? Just a bird huh? Okay, cool. One more quick question: That Hockey goalie that I just saw chasing a woman through the woods and holding a machete, what’s up with that? Roleplay huh? Well, she must not have been in the mood, cuz she locked herself in that cabin over there and he broke in with that machete. Then screams and silence. I guess you’re right, they probably had make-up sex and are sleeping now. Okay, seems legit. I’ll stay the week.
Amityville, Friday the 13th, Nightmare Elm Street Horror Crossroads Sign
Let’s see. Which way do I go? I knew I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. This Amityville, Friday the 13th, Nightmare Elm Street Horror Crossroads Sign will guide the way. Although I don’t think you are going to like any of your destinations. I’m just turning back. Seriously, you have fun with whatever you choose. I’m gonna go take a nap or something.
Weird Friday The 13th Taxidermy Diorama Starring Chicken Voorhees
Hey Friday the 13th fans. There is a new reboot of the franchise. This one stars a dead baby chick as Jason Voorhees. You can buy it on eBay. This diorama is appropriately called Camp Crystal Lake. He looks like he just made a fresh kill. $120 bucks and it is yours.