Can you imagine walking out on the street with a mouse stuck to your earlobes? What if you met someone else wearing these magnetic mouse earrings, what would your reaction be? Is that finding your mate? As far as I’m concerned, mice earrings are just good fashion sense. They turn heads.
Probably don’t wear them to work or to a formal event or people will think that you are only there to take the piss. They are perfect for a Halloween party or dress up night in a mental institution.
Bats that drink blood are very real. How do you think they get those red eyes? That’s scary as hell. So a sterling silver vampire bat ring modeled after these blood-sucking vampire bats with such fine detail makes for a very decent accessory. And a reminder of what is creeping around at night. The ring is made using antique silver with the eyes highlighted using a black Rhodium plating with Red Rubies. Wear it proudly and remember, bats are in the skies somewhere, above your head. Right, this minute. Try not to panic.
Check out this Snake Necklace. Damn, that’s a sexy snake. But it’s a snake to be feared. Which is why this woman is protecting her knockers. You gotta do that when wearing a snake. You have to protect the assets. And boy does she have assets… No, I mean. Look, I was talking about her financial portfolio. Yeah. She’s got it together fiscally. I know this cuz she took her clothes off to sell a snake necklace.
Some of us look great wearing rings and the rest just can’t pull it off. If you have a cool ring you can pull it off. It doesn’t get much cooler than this Gothic Bat Coffin Ring. A ring with a coffin shape and a silver tone bat has a nice ring to it (see what I did there). It makes you look cool and it looks great. The ring is adjustable so it can fit different finger sizes. Ring me when you get one, we can ring in the new year sometime.
Wearing a fish around your neck like a necklace? Sounds gross and barbaric to me. The most off-putting thing about carrying a raw fish around is the odor. Especially on a hot day. These will be fin though since they are coated in resin. Fine. I mean fine. Not fin. Just a typo. I really floundered on that one. This Real Fish Resin Earrings and Necklace is… ew!