If you’re serious about Halloween then you should be covered in spiders. This Silver Spider Statement Necklace features one larger, skull-spider surrounded by six other, smaller spiders. That skull spider isn’t messing around. Each necklace is handmade, 18-inches long, and has a lobster claw closure. It’s made of nickel-free silver alloy and they sparkle like diamonds! Whether you need something to wear this October or you are planning a Goth-themed event, this necklace will help you get your arachnid on!
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UFO Abduction Necklaces – Trust No One
Your friends and family might not believe your alien abduction story, but don’t worry, we do. No need to show us your wrecked-um. Commemorate the event with this UFO Abduction pendant for your necklace! These pendants are hand-sculpted and have a glow-in-the-dark beam on the front (ultra cool). It comes with a cord, but you can put it on any necklace. And if those butt-buggers come back for you, they will know that you know cuz they’ll see this pendant. It ain’t gonna stop no butt-stuff, but they may think twice. I’m inventing a butt gun that attaches in your underwear so that when somebody pulls your pants down and spreads your mud-cheeks they get blasted. Problem is that in testing I keep shooting the toilet out from under me when I take a s**t.
Friday The 13th Canoe Scene Necklace
You’ll never go canoeing again once you start wearing this Friday The 13th Canoe Scene Necklace because you’ll have a constant reminder never to go in the lake again. Otherwise, this will happen. Now you can relive this scene as often as you like because it will be around your neck. I never canoe. I canoodle occasionally, but I never canoe.
Livin La Vida Larvae – Fly Ring
Normal rings are for boring, ordinary folk. That’s why you should wear this fly ring on your finger. It looks like there’s a fly dry humping your finger with its legs wrapped around it. Dry humping? Fly humping? It is literally a fly ring. Fly as in stylin’. Fly as in nasty creature evolved from a maggot.
This ring actually looks awesome and would actually make you look… fly. The ring size is adjustable so that it fits different finger sizes. Convenient if you are looking for a present for your friend who wouldn’t mind wearing a bug.
Creepy Alien Head Pendant Necklace
We think aliens are scary and creepy because we don’t understand them. Perhaps there are cool aliens or very pretty ones that the rest drool over, we’ll never know. They get a bad rap for abducting people and inserting things in awkward places. As you wear this alien head pendant necklace, you are honoring these alien beings. And maybe making them fear you because you are wearing one of their kind.
Can you wear this on any other day aside from Halloween? Heck yeah, you can! Aliens are very in fashion this year.