These Gothic Candle Wall Sconces are the perfect decor for your creepy castle or haunted hovel. Other sconces don’t hold a candle to them. Get it? See what I did there? That right there was blogging comedy gold, so I hope you’re paying attention. The mirrored parts have a gold etched design and each has 4 handmade skulls. These will give your room a sweet Gothic atmosphere. The thing about candles is they lose their wax all night long. That candle there? He wax off all night? Okay,okay. No need to throw rotten fruit. I’m leaving.
Tag: lighting
Terror Trifecta – Triple Skeleton Chandelier
This Triple Skeleton Chandelier is a triple threat. They want to be your 3 dead amigos while lighting your home. Lighting and frighting is what they do. They have lights in their bony hands and lights coming out of their craniums. They’re pretty damn terrifying if I’m honest. Plus, I just keep thinking that if I buy this, I better hang it high enough because otherwise I’m gonna be hitting my head on those pelvises. This chandelier is perfect for your haunted house and might make a not haunted house haunted.
Interior Frighting – Taxidermy Bat Lanterns
Check out these Taxidermy Bat Lanterns from Etsy seller horribell. I see what you did there. Wordplay is always fun. Nothing beats a dead flying rat caged in a lantern to really light up your room. Mood lighting? More like brood lighting. Those bats look like they’re getting electrocuted in some public lynching. Like they forgot the rope and so just strung them up instead and shocked them. Seriously these are beautiful and macabre. I’ll take all 3!
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Creepy Hands With Lanterns For Your Wall
It’s Halloween all year long with these Creepy Hands With Lanterns. But that’s only cuz I’m too lazy to redecorate. Forget boring old wall sconces. Ghostly hands reaching out from the walls is way better. And way more terrifying. These undead lifesize hands come in a set of two and hold a battery-operated candle You can also hang your keys from them and stuff.
Vampire in Coffin Table Lamp
You know the best part about this Vampire in Coffin Table Lamp? It showed me how to beat vampires. Just put a lamp over their coffin. That way they can’t get out. Cuz of the light.
That’s not sunlight dumbass.
*Mocks you* “That’s not sunlight.” Idiot. Where do you think light bulbs come from? They capture sunlight and put it in a bulb. Duh. That’s how light works. Here’s another fun fact: Even water from the Pope’s toilet is holy water and will kill most vampires. But that may just be cuz of germs.