Probably not the adrenaline rush you get from watching a truly horrific Horror movie, but you’ll get a kick out of playing with the Playmobil 9312 Take Along Haunted House. Okay, the name is a bit of a mouthful and the fact that there’s no actual blood will be good news for folks who just want a light scare. I like the idea of a scared villager exploring a lab with creepy stuff happening all around, myself.
And what do you get to fight all the evil that’s out there trying to get you? A Broom! Not an axe, not a shotgun, or anything remotely effective against the bad guys. A broom. Maybe you are meant to clean up the mess once you are done with the bad guys. There are some other accessories that come with it as well, but no effective weapons. You can also find it here.
This $500. 
It’s all about education these days. Unlike when I was a kid, when they just sat you in front of the Atari and handed you a juice box. You have to educate about the whole pushing a baby out of your who-who thing. And to do that you need a crocheted model uterus with placenta and umbilical cord along with a baby. Etsy seller