If you are Mad Max and sleeping in the post-apocalyptic desert somewhere, this is the rooster that wakes you up. Then it laughs maniacally and tries to shoot you. This Mohawk Rooster Mask Wall Hanging will let you recreate that feeling anytime you want.
Cock-a-doodle-do motha f***er!
This Skull Toothpick Holder has a name. That name is Moe Hawk. He has a spiky attitude and a zest for life. Probably because he has starred in like all of the Mad Max movies. Yeah, now you know him, right? Yeah, that guy. He was that guy on the cycle, that guy who took the arrow to the face, the guy who went flying through the air. He’s pretty prolific.
The more you pick your teeth, the balder this guy gets. Seems like a fair trade to me.
Etsy seller Lilitecreation offers several life sized Gremlins that you can buy, so that they can mess up your house and throw a party. You can get Mohawk, Daffy and Lenny. What about that Professor guy from Gremlins 2? He was the craziest therapist ever.
They will cost you between $310. to $470. I can wreck my house for much cheaper on my own thank you, but these guys are pretty awesome. This is what happens when you feed stuff after midnight. The consequences are much worse than some farts under the sheets and a stomach ache, which is what happens when I eat after midnight.