This United States Of Horror Movies T-Shirt just goes to show you, no matter where you move, something horrible is going to attack you. Save up your money kids. This shirt shows the horror movies that take place in every state. I don’t know about you, but I’m moving out of the country. I’m sick of getting attacked by weirdos and psychos.
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Waiter, give me your finest champagne and serve it up in two Skull Goblets With Roses. Chop chop. Haven’t got all day. Just want to tip back some skulls and get a little tipsy before I go back to my day job of transporting kids to and fro from school. Hurry up you fool, it is early dismissal today.
Just so you know, that is not a re-enactment of how I lost my last job. I mean it’s not accurate at all. There’s no way I could have spoken so coherently. And I prefer beer, not champagne. Also, I never drove kids. Just the elderly.
Celebrate the day of the dead or any day in style with these Day of the Dead Sugar Skull LED Lanterns. And when the Day of the Dead turns into the Night of the Living Dead, these lanterns will shine brightly. And when things turn into the Night of the Living Dead, you can maybe strangle a zombie with them. Maybe. I guess we will see. Because the day is coming. Until then, Imma be relaxing on my Sugar Skull Beach Blanket.
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This Creepy Tea Towel Set is gonna look good in your kitchen and it has some very cool designs. The Nevermore Asylum (If you’ve been there, you would want to come back nevermore too.), the Boneyard Mausoleum Co. (They make the best mausoleums.) and the Arachnid Poison Co. (Kill those eight legged freaks dead.)
I can’t wait to wipe my hands on these and have my wife yell at me. These compliment the Ouija Board Tea Towel nicely.
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Ever wonder what it would be like if a skeleton served you some salad and tossed it by hand? I mean by bone? Find out with these Skeleton Arm Tongs. Man, I already toss my salad all night long, but with these things? I’m going be all over my salad and tossing it into the wee hours. Cuz then ya gotta stop to wee. Even the best of us can’t keep it going forever.
Anywho, these salad tongs will impress your guests. You’ll say, “Mmmmmm. tastes like an actual skeleton rose from the grave and served it up.”
Thanks for the tip Corey. Corey follows us on Facebook so he never misses any of the weirdness. Be like Corey and be fulfilled in life.