Looking for an aluminum Chainmail Octopus Mask? We have one for you. Now you can be elegant and mysterious and yet be terrifying at the same time. I’m gonna be just walking around town wearing this thing, looking like a medieval Cthulhu. A swagger in my step. That’s right, I’m badass. You can’t buy this, but you can buy a book that teaches you how to make it. Consider it bought biatches!
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Whoa! This Kraken Tentacle Cane is gonna make me one cool elder. Gonna buy it now and save it for when I get older. Any young whipper-snappers give me any guff and their gonna get it right in the lip. And by “it” I mean cold hard tentacles. Whack! Cuz old people can get away with that shizz. I’ll whack people left and right. What’d you say, son? Whack! I don’t like your tone. Whack! Gonna spend the whole day just whacking off.
There be a Kraken in me tumbler. If you think a worm in your tequila is cool, this Kraken Whiskey Tumbler puts a Kraken on in your drink. The kraken is deeply carved into the thick glass bottom giving a perfect 3D effect from above and the sides. Better get Kraken and drink up. Whiskey just tastes better with a sea monster inside. I’m gonna fill my entire bar with these glasses.
Add some pizzazz to your kitchen by displaying your tea cups in the outstretched arms of an octopus. This Cast Iron Octopus Tea Cup or Jewelry Holder has eight arms to hold either tea cups or jewelry, or anything else you can think of. I like it cuz it kinda looks like he’s pissed off and just ready to throw cups everywhere. I can relate to that. This octopus and I are gonna be good friends.
Trust a Kraken to hold your keys for you. Just put this Kraken Wall-Mounted Key Holder on your wall and let it’s tentacles holdall of those keys. This is totally authentic too, cuz everybody knows that when the Kraken rises out of the sea, dude is always hold keys in every tentacle. Duh! The Kraken is the janitor of the sea, with a big-ass keyring. Somebody has to clean up all that whale poop.