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Bat Wine Aerator – Spread Your Wings and Drink

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Bat Wine Aerator - Spread Your Wings and Drink
I don’t know about you, but I could use a drink. But sadly I don’t have a cool wine aerator in the shape of a bat that will pour the wine out of its mouth. But wait. Here it is my friends. The Bat Wine Aerator. Because it is always drink o’clock, especially on Halloween night when all those kids dressed up as ghouls and goblins come around begging for candy. Get a job! I yell and then BAM eggs all over my door. Why you little- Anyway, this little bat buddy will help you get your drink on. He looks pretty happy about it too.

This will look great in your home bar. Or even in your home bars if you are reading this from prison, in which case you can’t drink wine. *Points and says HAHA*. Please don’t come and get me when you are out on parole. Anyway, so now you have a cool bat wine aerator, but how do you open that bottle? I have the answer. The Bat Wine Opener.

Victorian Brooch With Skull

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Victorian Brooch With Skull
Well, what do we have here? A Victorian Brooch With Skull. But who’s that lady? My my my, you wear it well. You make me want to bone… (up on my fashion). Is she a sexy fortune teller looking for her own fortune? One that comes in the form of a man who writes a certain blog? A stylish gypsy delivering important news that will save the world? A mystic who wants mystick? I’m sorry, that was inappropriate. But I think I’m in love. I have to get a hold of myself. No, not in that way. Get your head out of the gutter. *Slaps myself* That’s better. Let’s talk about that Victorian Brooch. This one-of-a-kind brooch is a statement piece that will get you noticed for sure. The artist calls it morning jewelry and I’m all like, you can’t wear it afternoon? Oh… Mourning. My condolences my lady. I couldn’t help but notice your exceptionally dramatic brooch with the cool skull in it. Now if I might brooch the subject of your place or mine… Can I interest you in this Gothic Raven Brooch? Well, thank you all the same, but I’m perfectly capable of slapping myself thank you very much.

Mermaid Skeleton Blanket – The Brittle Mermaid?

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Mermaid Skeleton Blanket - The Brittle Mermaid?

Ohhh look at this beauty. This Mermaid Skeleton Blanket looks all kinds of cool and all kinds of creepy. The Little Mermaid? More like The Brittle Mermaid. Am I right?  How you gonna swim around with your bones all exposed, girl? I mean I walk around with my bone exposed all the time, hence several restraining orders, but that’s beside the point. You’re not even skin and bones. Just bones and nothing but the bones. It is the perfect blanket for that dark unda da sea feel. It’s got skeleton fish, some neat tentacle action in the mix, and of course, our bony siren of the sea looking all goth and dark. I like this Mermaid Skeleton blanket just as much as I like the octopus and mermaid shower curtain. Don’t make me choose a favorite. I can’t. They’re both beautiful ladies of the sea. I would date them both, but it’s not like you can take old miss bony here out to dinner. Plus, all of those bones would just be jabbing you in bed. But I still find her to be a very  sexy siren. She’s just plain cool. Tenta-cool if ya know what I mean. And I think you do.

Gothic Skull Lamp Creates A Skull On Your Wall

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Gothic Skull Lamp
If you are looking for something to set just the right mood in your home, this Gothic Skull Lamp does just that. It projects a super neat skull on your wall. I have to have this for Halloween, so I can put it somewhere that the kids will see it. This is one of the coolest lamps ever. It has a metallic die-cut geometric skull design that matches with your gothic decor. It goes with everything here at creepbay HQ. We have bats, coffins, skulls, bones, rats, vampires, etc etc, yada yada.

It’s so cool I can’t even wrap my own skull around this Gothic Skull Lamp. It’s just as cool as the nuclear explosion mushroom cloud lamp.

Frankenstein Cookie Jar

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Frankenstein Cookie Jar
This Frankenstein Cookie Jar looks hungry. Hungry for cookies. And so do I? It makes me wish I had some chewy chocolate chip, peanut butter, Girl Scout cookies, or… Anything. Me need a cookie. This cookie vessel has created a monster. Me. Come to think of it, Doctor Frankenstein created this monster, then this monster created me. What monster will I create? Damn. That’s some deep philosophical stuff. I just want some damn sugar. In my mouth!

At least Frank has his bride to bake him some treats. I wish I had somebody to share these Frankenstein and Bride Sterling Rings. I’ll just have to get store-bought cookies. And put them in this Frankenstein Cookie Jar. I’m green with envy, Franky! Franky likes my jokes. I leave him in stitches. Just look at all of those stitches. The dude thinks I’m hilarious.