This nifty Kangaroo Scrotum Keychain sold for $33 the other day. If a rabbit’s foot gives you luck, I wonder what a Kangaroo scrotum will deliver. More to the point, why are we mutilating things to increase our own luck? Oh well, who am I to complain? If this guy wants Kangaroo balls in his pocket, swinging around next to his junk, who am I to judge? Maybe he’s hoping to become the next pocket pool champion and he’s cuing up these Kangaroo nads for the game of a lifetime. Dream big my friend. You can accomplish anything if you set your mind(and the family jewels)to it.
Tag: oddities
Looks Like A House Elf To Me: Mummified And Deformed Fetal Monkey
You can find all kinds of dead stuff on Etsy. No, I mean aside from the souls of a countless desperate crafters. Real dead stuff. Not just killed hopes and dreams. Like this Mummified Deformed Fetal Monkey. Ha. Typed Fecal the first time. That’s a whole ‘nother animal. This one looks like Dobby the house Elf from the Harry Potter movies. Only sound asleep and thankfully not moving his gob at anybody. More images of this cute little Fetal, thankfully not Fecal, Deformed Monkey below.
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General Custer’s Head In A Box
General George Armstrong Custer. Or as I like to call him, Ol’ Indian Pin-Cushion Custer. Or Ol’ Porcupine Custer. Back in those days when you saw a white man, you either called him a honky mofo and filled him full of arrows or you lost your land and ended up the last of your line to never be in the casino business. Well, here’s his head. In a box.
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Vietnam War Surgeons Amputation Set
If you wanted further proof that war is hell, buy this Vietnam War Surgeons Amputation Set for $950 from this seller and hang it on your wall.
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Sheep Butt Turned Into An Alien Head
I’m not sure why so many people mess with animals butts and taxidermy faces onto them. And I thought I was lonely. The latest case of animal butt mutilation(Otherwise known as ABM) is this sheep’s butt turned into an Alien Head.
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